The Gang plans a road trip to the Grand Canyon, but their journey is derailed when they hit a cyclist with a beer can, destroying their tires. They end up riding in a cramped U-Haul trailer, and the trip is abandoned after a series of mishaps, including a bad pear and a failed car repair.
Set List
Interiors bar, car, U-Haul trailer
Exteriors street, Italian market
Placement
- Fifth season, second episode
- Early in the season, after 'The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis'
- Part of a string of episodes where the gang attempts a group activity
Callbacks
- Dee's car was destroyed in a previous episode (S04E13 'The Nightman Cometh')
- Charlie's fear of leaving Philly is established earlier in the series
Tropes used
- Road trip plot goes horribly wrong
- Gang argues and blames each other for failures
- Charlie's ignorance of common things (pears, blueberries)
- Frank's cheapness and bizarre ideas
Tropes subverted
- The road trip is abandoned ahead of it really starts
- The gang's attempt at bartering fails miserably
- Dennis's desire for a 'classic' road trip is ruined by modern problems
Threads planted, where they pay off
- Charlie's inability to leave Philadelphia becomes a recurring theme
- The gang's incompetence with vehicles is echoed in later episodes
Production file
- Written by Glenn Howerton and Charlie Day, directed by Fred Savage, aired September 24, 2009 on FX to an unrecorded number of viewers.
- Season 5, episode 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Scene by scene
Scene 1
Prepping the Car
Outside the bar
Scene Summary
- Frank and Charlie fix the brake lights on the car.
- Dennis and Mac discuss GPS vs. old-school road trip.
- Dee arrives in a new car, revealing the gang planned to leave without her.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Frank warns Charlie about the wire.
- Dennis rejects GPS, wants old school.
- Dee honks, the gang groans.
Color Host notes
- The brake light fix sets up later car trouble.
- Dennis's 'old school' fantasy is immediately undercut.
Scene 2
Charlie's Fruit Confession
Inside the car
Scene Summary
- Charlie admits he's never eaten a pear or blueberry.
- The gang decides to go to the Italian market for fruit.
- Dennis and Mac smoke, Dee complains.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Charlie says he's never eaten a pear.
- Mac is shocked.
- Dennis insists on getting a pear.
Color Host notes
- Charlie's food ignorance is a running gag.
- The Italian market detour leads to disaster.
Scene 3
Hitting the Cyclist
Street
Scene Summary
- Dennis throws a beer can at a cyclist and hits him.
- The cyclist gets a pipe, the gang flees.
- The car's tires are destroyed by debris.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Dennis throws a beer can at a cyclist.
- The cyclist falls off his bike.
- He gets a pipe, the gang drives away.
Color Host notes
- The gang's aggression escalates quickly.
- The tire damage ends the car trip.
Scene 4
Switching to the Trailer
Outside the bar, then U-Haul trailer
Scene Summary
- Frank suggests using a U-Haul trailer instead of the car.
- The gang loads into the trailer with furniture and a grill.
- Dee drives, the rest ride in the trailer.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Frank shows the trailer.
- Everyone climbs in.
- Dee drives, the others enjoy the space.
Color Host notes
- The trailer is a makeshift solution.
- The duct tape and beer bottle door prop show their ingenuity.
Scene 5
The Italian Market
Italian market
Scene Summary
- Mac and Charlie buy a pear, but it's unripe.
- Dennis and Frank try to barter for wicker chairs and a French press.
- Dee buys a Soul Asylum tape and a piss jar.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Mac haggles for a pear.
- Charlie eats the whole pear, including stickers.
- Dennis buys a French press at full price.
Color Host notes
- The bartering fails, showing the gang's incompetence.
- Charlie eating the sticker is a gross-out moment.
Scene 6
Car Trouble Again
Car
Scene Summary
- Charlie tries to hotwire the car but fails.
- Dee gives him a piss jar.
- The gang argues about the trip.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Charlie messes with wires.
- Dee hands him a piss jar.
- The car won't start.
Color Host notes
- Charlie's attempt at repair is futile.
- The piss jar is a low point.
Scene 7
Back in the Trailer
U-Haul trailer
Scene Summary
- Mac and Charlie shotgun beers in the trailer.
- Dennis and Frank drink coffee.
- Dee and Mac play a drinking game.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Mac and Charlie shotgun beers.
- Dennis makes coffee with the French press.
- Dee suggests a drinking game.
Color Host notes
- The trailer becomes a makeshift party space.
- The drinking game is a distraction from the failed trip.
Scene 8
The Trip Abandoned
Car and trailer
Scene Summary
- The gang realizes they are still in Philadelphia.
- They decide to turn back.
- The episode ends with them stuck.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- They notice they haven't left the city.
- Dennis says the trip is off.
- They head back to the bar.
Color Host notes
- The road trip never actually starts.
- The gang's incompetence is the real obstacle.
Verbatim lines
I've never eaten a pear.
You hit him in the back of the head!
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
Tastes like sand.
I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now.
Named in this episodeGrand CanyonItalian marketSoul Asylum tapeFrench pressBozo