In this episode, the Gang contests $1,300 in parking tickets by arguing that the Philadelphia Phillies winning the 2008 World Series caused them such trauma that they should be excused. Their story of trying to attend Game 5 unravels into a series of failed schemes, ending with them failing to get into the stadium and facing the judge's skepticism.
Set List
Interiors courtroom, apartment hallway, apartment interior
Exteriors street outside stadium, parking lot, stadium exterior
Placement
- Fifth episode of Season 5
- Continues the Gang's pattern of legal trouble and absurd excuses
- One of several episodes where the Gang's schemes fail spectacularly
References
Sports References
Chase UtleypersonDee's crush and target of her letter
Shane VictorinopersonDee's initial choice to kiss
Ryan HowardpersonAnother player Dee considers
Citizens Bank ParkplaceStadium where the game is held
PPhilly Phreneticproduct
Mascot Charlie hates
Cultural References
WWhoomp! (There It Is)music
Song played during pregame
OOllidy Innproduct
Hotel supposedly with secret tunnel to stadium
HaitiplaceOrigin of the bed bugs
Callbacks
- Green Man character first appeared in S02E01 'Charlie Gets Crippled'
- Charlie's bed bugs from S04E09 'Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life' are mentioned
- The Philly Phrenetic mascot appears, referencing real Phillies mascot
Tropes used
- Courtroom framing device for flashback storytelling
- Gang's elaborate plan goes completely wrong
- Physical comedy with injuries and poison gas
- Miscommunication and selfish motives among the Gang
Tropes subverted
- The Gang's plan to sneak into the game fails at every step
- Dennis's attempt to use the court for sympathy backfires
- Charlie's letter to Chase Utley is revealed as pathetic
Threads planted, where they pay off
- Charlie's obsession with Chase Utley is referenced later in S07E06 'The Storm of the Century'
- Green Man returns in S08E10 'The Gang Gets Analyzed'
Production file
- Written by David Hornsby, directed by Randall Einhorn, aired October 22, 2009 on FX to an unrecorded number of viewers.
- Season 5, episode 6 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Scene by scene
Scene 1
Courtroom Opening
courtroom
Scene Summary
- Dennis contests parking tickets totaling $1,300.
- He claims the Phillies winning the World Series caused trauma.
- The Gang waives their right to an attorney.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Judge calls Dennis's case.
- Dennis introduces the Gang as witnesses.
- Judge asks for grounds, Dennis starts the story.
Color Host notes
- The courtroom setting allows for direct-to-camera storytelling.
- Dennis's grandiose language contrasts with the mundane violation.
Scene 2
Pregame Excitement
apartment
Scene Summary
- The Gang prepares for Game 5 of the World Series.
- Charlie reveals he forgot the game and goes shirtless.
- Frank brings grain alcohol for potential rioting.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Dennis and Mac hype up the game.
- Charlie shows up shirtless with a fake tan.
- Frank pours grain alcohol on Charlie's bug bites.
Color Host notes
- The bed bug subplot adds gross-out humor.
- Grain alcohol becomes a recurring prop.
Scene 3
The Plan Revealed
apartment
Scene Summary
- Dennis and Mac reveal a plan to sneak onto the field.
- Dennis and Mac will fake fight to distract security.
- Dee will kiss a player, and Charlie will run as Green Man.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Mac explains the fake fight.
- Dee wants to kiss a player.
- Charlie argues for Green Man over the Philly Phrenetic.
Color Host notes
- The plan is absurd and doomed from the start.
- Charlie's rivalry with the Phrenetic is introduced.
Scene 4
Forgotten Tickets
apartment
Scene Summary
- Frank realizes he left the tickets at home.
- Dennis and Charlie go to get them.
- Mac and Dee head to the stadium.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Frank panics about the tickets.
- Dennis and Charlie leave to retrieve them.
- Mac and Dee go to tailgate.
Color Host notes
- The forgotten tickets set off the chain of failures.
- The Gang splits up, leading to parallel disasters.
Scene 5
Bug Bomb Disaster
apartment hallway
Scene Summary
- The apartment is being fumigated for bed bugs.
- Frank tries to enter but is overcome by poison.
- Mac attempts to scale the building but fails.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Dennis and Charlie find the building tented.
- Frank goes in anyway and collapses.
- Mac tries to climb but can't get a grip.
Color Host notes
- The bug bomb adds physical danger.
- Mac's failed climb highlights his lack of real strength.
Scene 6
Charlie One-Two
street outside stadium
Scene Summary
- Mac and Dee try to sneak into the stadium.
- Mac pushes Charlie in front of a car to extort tickets.
- The driver sees the push and drives away.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Mac suggests the Charlie One-Two plan.
- Charlie hesitates but Mac pushes him.
- The driver sees the push and leaves.
Color Host notes
- The plan is both stupid and cruel.
- Charlie's injury is played for laughs.
Scene 7
Dee's Letter to Chase Utley
apartment
Scene Summary
- Dee reveals a letter she wrote to Chase Utley.
- The letter is a desperate plea for friendship.
- The Gang mocks her for it.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Dee shows the letter to Dennis and Mac.
- They read it aloud and laugh.
- Dee defends it as non-sexual.
Color Host notes
- The letter is cringeworthy and pathetic.
- It reveals Dee's loneliness and obsession.
Scene 8
Final Failures
stadium exterior
Scene Summary
- The Gang fails to get into the stadium.
- Charlie attacks the Philly Phrenetic.
- Mac suggests scaling the facade but is mocked.
Recap Girl play-by-play
- Charlie confronts the Phrenetic.
- Mac and Dee beat up the Phrenetic.
- Dennis arrives injured and gives up.
Color Host notes
- The Phrenetic beatdown is a low point.
- The Gang's collective failure is total and self-inflicted.
Verbatim lines
I think you'll find it goes much, much deeper than that.
Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol.
I don't love him! I'm sick of him! He's got a stranglehold on the Philly mascot scene.
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike.
I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed.
You only work out your glamour muscles, and you know it.
Named in this episodeChase UtleyShane VictorinoRyan HowardCitizens Bank ParkPhilly PhreneticOllidy Inn