Ashlizzle - Marvel Snap Decks, 10 Points per Video

Ten grounded points per unit (ranked by transcript depth)
Ten grounded points per video, ranked by transcript length. Every point is a sentence lifted verbatim from that video's transcript already on disk, so nothing here is invented and no new fetch was needed. Titles link to the video.
#1

This Deck Doesn't Let Your Opponent Play ANY Cards!😈 | Marvel Standard MTG Arena

6,578 words in transcript
  1. This card is perfect for this list because every creature in here is two power up.
  2. I'm actually wondering if instead of graveyard hate, I just want to look into high noon then.
  3. We're playing Jennifer Walters in here now instead of Voice of Victory because Jennifer Walters has synergy with airbending.
  4. We are definitely a deck list that wants to fire off cards on our turn, but most importantly on our opponent's turn.
  5. Oo, I do need to actually get like the Black Panther al cell, too.
  6. Almost feel like I'd want more copies of wonders because I think the card is fire, but a black panther.
  7. They can't even walk outside and [ __ ] Like I think this opponent is baiting me because like you want a badger and play.
  8. All right, opponent wants to move because you need like instant speed way to deal with an a interrupter.
  9. Iris Kyward only life point that matters is the last one.
  10. Usually like you can do pretty good like holding off spell elementals because like you know they are uh they need like targets for their [ __ ] to work but his opponent doesn't care.
#2

We May Have Broken the Format?! | Standard Marvel MTG Arena

6,319 words in transcript
  1. Most importantly, you need four different card types in your graveyard.
  2. Heart of Academic is so nice in here because it's once again a very fast way for you to get delirium.
  3. Breakout is just really solid because, you know, you could get like a fear of missing out with haste.
  4. I would assume you can extra day off if you need to rest your head and hopefully reduce a headache.
  5. It's pretty important to have a graveyard presence.
  6. Why I am in white in this deck list because as you can see there's a lot of discard synergies, a lot of self meal synergies and practice defense works so well.
  7. Very easily to just mill this card flash it back or discard this card and then flash it back as well.
  8. It's also why the deck list has four copies of breakout because you can find a creature manifesto onto the battlefield and against haste until the end of turn you'll get six cards.
  9. Remember she had two kids, but they erased her memory.
  10. Actually, was thinking about making a deck with these two guys together again, but be ass.
#3

When a Mythic BOMB Fits Into a Tier 1 Deck PERFECTLY.. | Marvel Standard MTG Arena

6,000 words in transcript
  1. I actually think that Neamour is a fantastic card for this list because it solves one of the biggest issues that you may face playing elementals, which is Graveyard Hate.
  2. I don't even know if it matters, y'all.
  3. Nemer is funny because he's a merman and also unrelated, he's a mutant.
  4. We just have to be really really careful, you know, because um Okay, sunflock is necessary.
  5. Actually, if they're trying to hit on my graveyard, I should try to ramp into things.
  6. Whenever you cast a non- creature spell with one or more blue mana symbols in it mana cost to create that many one one blue Muro creature tokens.
  7. We may actually have a look at cookies again at some point.
  8. Slight of hand dramatic critique better on my good friend Chad here.
  9. Yeah, we're checking this list out because of the four copies of uh Namore that also won the challenge.
  10. I'm thinking about actually just throwing it into the face.
#4

This is EXACTLY What Standard Needed! | Boros Heroes | Marvel MTG Arena

5,965 words in transcript
  1. You'd be surprised at how many games Arachnne choosing instant can actually screw over is at players because maybe they're relying on their instant speed spells to remove your creatures.
  2. Honestly, this list is kind of saving my enjoyment of standard because it is so much fun to play.
  3. A shield counter is a counter that if a permanent with a shield counter on it would be dealt damage or destroyed, you remove a shield counter from it instead.
  4. Avengers tower is really awesome even with that activated ability where we can actually look at the top three cards and grab a hero from them.
  5. Wonder if that means I just set spectacular Spooky Man up right now.
  6. That's not obviously not true though, Fidu because we have first strikers is what I was thinking.
  7. Or is it just because damage all happens at the same time.
  8. Or should I go play spectacular booty instead over D don't truce fully?
  9. Because this is definitely going to put it vulnerable to interaction.
  10. It may actually be like my favorite deck to play at the moment as well.
#5

Control Like You've NEVER Seen Before!👽 | Jund Aliens | Marvel Standard MTG Arena

5,869 words in transcript
  1. I'm on like four biblioplexuses because we're our card draw spell arguably one of our most important spells is together as one.
  2. We are playing a control deck, so it actually works really nicely.
  3. This is not the only Alien that we're working with because we're also working with Galactus.
  4. Actually, I wonder if we just need only two alien invasions.
  5. Galactus is actually the biggest Yeah, Galactus is legitimately the biggest rage bait card in standard.
  6. If I were to make this uh deck a little bit more competitive, I would probably cut Galactus because the deck the card is so deeply unserious.
  7. I do agree, Thunder, but I don't know how much it matters.
  8. We can actually get converge for its full colors in this deck list thanks to help of ancient cornucopia which can tap for one mana of any color.
  9. Because we're running the cornucopia, we can also afford three copies of withering curse.
  10. Maybe not the strongest control deck out there because we're not playing blue but certainly the coolest one out there.
#6

They Printed the ULTIMATE Poison Card!🤯 | Marvel Standard MTG Arena

5,827 words in transcript
  1. Able slasher feels better in this list than something like creature of the schism or carcy revenant would do because of that blood letter of aos potential that you have.
  2. Yes, finang barrier is really important to survive and so is the serpent society.
  3. We have removal and just like your spot removal like the hex and the bitter rhymes, but I'm also playing two copies of hunter talent because bite spells are just really great with poison.
  4. I just want to make sure because you you never know for real.
  5. Haters haters will deny it, but it is the truth.
  6. Standard is 100% on that power level because like look at what was what's happening in the [ __ ] format, man.
  7. I guess I just want it because it's like enchantment artifact hate on the creature, but you could literally use like the other raccoon or something or a chomping changing or whatever.
  8. If the opponent would lose life during your turn, it lose twice that much life instead.
  9. Butler of Akazot solves the biggest issue that you may face because it just makes it so that our creatures deal more damage so we can win the game faster.
  10. It's better to get rid of the enchantment itself.
#7

Simic Cookies is BACK ON TOP! | Marvel Standard MTG Arena

5,687 words in transcript
  1. Lauren knows in the chat just want to know if this girl has a cult or not because I would kind of love.
  2. That's interesting because I think like I think if there are sugar-free options, then I I want to try them.
  3. Let let's be let's make it clear that the point of the argument was that you guys are denying a free sugar-free cookie.
  4. Chad, this cookie I just had that's sugar-free is like, "Oh my god, so much better than any sugar cookie I've ever had." Y'all wouldn't believe.
  5. I feel like this art is better looking though.
  6. No, I guess it is a fight spell because both two power creatures attack puts my sentinel to four and then they are good.
  7. Look how crazy this card is getting right now.
  8. Of course, the thing is we could just grow Junith here and then set up a access three mutagen man.
  9. She's actually literally a moon, not literally a girl.
  10. It's sugar-free sadly because uh the cookies have been nerfed.
#8

Wait.. Is EQUIPMENTS Finally GREAT?! | Standard Marvel MTG Arena

5,298 words in transcript
  1. I was inspired to build this because I think I have found my new favorite card in the entire set, which is the Mighty Thor Jane Foster, a three mana 32 with flying.
  2. As you can see there are a bunch of like one-off equipments in here and that is because we're playing four copies of cloud as well.
  3. Yeah, I I got to remember this is definitely a sheltered by ghost matchup.
  4. We can equip the boots cuz 2014 life is good enough to actually live.
  5. Because in the the Marvel movies, uh Jane Foster, aka the mighty Thor, is played by Nelly Portman.
  6. I'm kind of glad we're playing against control because these three starting towns are praying on my downfall right now.
  7. I was actually thinking maybe just going low key, but I guess maybe y'all are right.
  8. You can also discard this card and deal two damage to each creature.
  9. You can actually find yourself in crazy board states where you can equip the chainsaw onto the mighty Thor and one-shot somebody with the Muolnir equipped as well dealing double the damage.
  10. With that being said, let's actually dive into the game play, too, so you guys can see this amazing deck list in action.