Deep Voice Tarot Reading, cover replacement
Listing 4502334621, the $33 premium tier. Every one of its four live
images advertises a different product. Three sell a hard rock MIDI pack and one sells a tarot
training workbook, so the listing currently has no image of the thing it sells. Four replacements
were generated in ChatGPT after a critique pass, and they are shown against the live images below.
Why this listing was picked first
It is the worst case in the shop. A buyer searching for a tarot reading sees a screenshot of a digital audio workstation with guitar picks next to it. The listing has taken 3 views in its life, against 203 for the shop's best performer. Nothing else in the shop is selling the wrong product on every single slot.
Rank 1, the search thumbnail
Live now
"WHY THIS PACK" with a DAW piano roll, headphones and guitar picks. This is the image Etsy shows in search results for a $33 tarot reading.
Replacement
Reader persona with the hook line stacked in the clear left zone. This is the style every high-view listing in the shop already uses.
Rank 2
Live now
"WHAT'S INSIDE, 16 SONGS, DRUMS BASS GUITAR, HARD ROCK MIDI PACK".
Replacement
Answers the no-AI question by showing the recording setup rather than asserting it in text.
Rank 3
Live now
"WRITE HEAVIER SONGS FASTER, PREMIUM MIDI PACK, HARD ROCK".
Replacement
The deliverables made concrete: three spreads, a player reading 28:47, and a summary page with per-spread timing markers.
Rank 4
Live now
"INSIDE THE GUIDE", a printable tarot training workbook. A different product again, so even the one tarot image on this listing is wrong.
Replacement
Discretion, which matters on readings about a pattern someone has been living inside for years.
Known flaws in the generated set, before anything goes live
- Two misspelled card names in rank 3. "TEN of SWANDS" should be SWORDS, and "ACE of PENTALES" should be PENTACLES. Legible only at full zoom, but a tarot buyer would catch it.
- 1254 by 1254 pixels against a 2000px request. Above Etsy's 1000px minimum and below the ideal, so these will look soft if a buyer zooms hard.
- The "5 STAR RATED SERVICE" badge in rank 1 is a claim. It carries over from the shop's existing images. It should be true before it ships.
- Card faces are model approximations. They read correctly at thumbnail scale and loosely at full scale.
Nothing has been changed on the live shop
No image has been uploaded and none deleted. The listing keeps its four wrong
images until the replacements are approved, so it is never left with an empty gallery. Upload runs
through scripts/etsy_upload_images.py, then the four MIDI images get deleted, in that
order.