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Leslie teaches older people in her town how to stay healthy and safe, but some strict people get her officially scolded for it because of an old rule.
Instead of feeling ashamed, Leslie decides to be proud and to work to change the unfair rule.
Her friend Ann keeps teaching the important lessons anyway, so the scolding does not really stop the good work.
At the same time, Tom cannot stop staring at his phone and computers, so his friend Ron takes him to a cabin in the woods to help him quit.
Tom only stops when Ron accidentally wrecks the car and takes his gadgets away.
The lesson is that doing the right thing matters even when people try to stop you, and that spending too much time on screens can make you miss your real life.

Parks and Recreation · Season 5 · Episode 4

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A Complete Scene Breakdown · references, callbacks, tropes

Leslie, newly on the city council, teaches Pawnee's seniors comprehensive sex ed complete with a live condom demonstration, and gets formally censured after the Langmans invoke the town's abstinence-only law to shut her down.
She takes the punishment as a badge of honor and vows to change the law.
Ann keeps teaching the seniors anyway, so the discipline never actually stops the message.
In the second plot, Ron drags a screen-addicted Tom to his off-grid cabin to detox, and the addiction only breaks when Ron accidentally crashes Tom's car.
Meanwhile Ben and April babysit a stiff, robotic Congressman David Murray in DC.

Source: Parks Wiki
Source: Parks Wiki
Source: Parks Wiki
Source: Parks Wiki

Set List

Interiors Pawnee courtroom, Parks Department office, Pawnee senior center meeting room, Perd Hapley's Ya Heard news studio, the DC congressional office, Ron's cabin interior

Exteriors the road where Ron crashes Tom's car, the woods around Ron's remote cabin, Pawnee city streets referenced in Tom's driving

Placement

  • Sits early in Season 5 as a standalone civic-issue episode, using Leslie's new city council seat to test how far she will push an unpopular but correct policy against Pawnee's moral majority.
  • Runs three parallel plots, Leslie's censure, Ron detoxing Tom, and Ben and April managing the robotic Congressman Murray in DC, keeping the long-distance Ben storyline warm between bigger relationship beats.
  • Functions as connective tissue between the season premiere's DC setup and the Halloween proposal episode that follows, advancing Ann's self-discovery and Tom's entrepreneurial pivot without a major arc climax of its own.

References

People

  • Barack Obamaperson
    Tom greets Congressman Murray as 'Barack Obama'; April corrects that the congressman is white.
  • Ray Jperson
    Tom uses Ray J as his Wikipedia example, noting he is Brandy's brother, Snoop Dogg's cousin, and was in the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
  • Brandyperson
    Named as Ray J's sister in Tom's Wikipedia trivia demonstration.
  • Kim Kardashianperson
    Referenced as the co-star of Ray J's 'classic sex tape.'
  • Snoop Doggperson
    Cited as Ray J's cousin in the same Wikipedia trivia riff.
  • Brad Pittperson
    Tom says he hits up Brad Pitt on GChat, then reveals it is actually a teacher named Brad in Pittsburgh.
  • LeBron Jamesperson
    Tom's screenless nickname 'LeRon James' plays on the basketball star's name in the scene with Ron.
  • Paul Bunyanperson
    April calls the wood-chopping Ron 'a regular Paul Bunyan,' invoking the folklore lumberjack.
  • Annie Oakleyperson
    Ann's cowgirl look is compared to Annie Oakley crossed with Pippi Longstocking, and Ron later calls her Annie Oakley.
  • Pippi Longstockingperson
    Paired with Annie Oakley to describe Ann's cowboy-influenced outfit.
  • LBJperson
    A role-played old lady jokes she has not had her monthly 'since LBJ was president.'

Games

  • Doodle Jumpgame
    Tom admits he plays Doodle Jump rather than face that his real life is not going well; Ron later tells him to neither doodle nor jump.

Social media, apps, and websites named

  • Nacho Average Podcastmeta
    Tom describes a podcast he and Jean-Ralphio host where they rate different kinds of nachos.

Films, TV, and podcasts named

  • Unbreakablefilm
    Tom's post-crash tweet hashtags '#unbreakable' and jokes about Mr. Glass and why there is no sequel, referencing the M. Night Shyamalan film.
  • Mars Attacksfilm
    Tom cites the 1996 Tim Burton movie as the Ray J trivia that lands him on a new Wikipedia page.
  • Interventiontv
    Ron says he has downloaded every episode of Intervention and knows what to do to help Tom the addict.

Brands, products, and places

  • Twitterproduct
    Tom's crash-time tweets are read as Exhibit C in court, and he begs to send one last tweet as he surrenders his phone.
  • Pinterestproduct
    Screenless Tom builds a 'real-life Pinterest board' out of physical cutouts and wishes people could click on them.
  • Facebookproduct
    Named as one of the sites Tom hits up first thing every day when purging his screen habits aloud to Ron.
  • Tumblrproduct
    Listed among Tom's daily social media rounds during his cabin confession.
  • Instagramproduct
    Named in Tom's daily social feed rotation alongside Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.
  • LinkedInproduct
    Tom says he throws in LinkedIn sometimes 'for the professional shorties.'
  • Redditproduct
    Tom praises Reddit for having 'all the important links you need.'
  • Wikipediaproduct
    Tom calls it 'mankind's greatest invention' and demonstrates how one Ray J search cascades into the Mars Attacks page.
  • AltaVistaproduct
    Leslie mocks Jerry for typing 'Please go to yahoo.com' into AltaVista instead of bookmarking his email.
  • Yahooproduct
    Part of Jerry's absurd routine of searching AltaVista to reach Yahoo to get to his email.
  • Googleproduct
    Tom suggests finding a computer to Google 'sterilization techniques' after his splinter.
  • WebMDproduct
    Tom panics that he needs to get on WebMD immediately after being stung by a splinter.
  • GChatproduct
    Tom says he loves GChat and describes chatting with a Pittsburgh teacher named Brad.
  • Emojiproduct
    Tom explains emoji as little cartoons, using the ghost-means-boo example and complaining the turban and hat emoji are racist.
  • Blue Civicproduct
    Tom's tweet taunts a slow blue Honda Civic moments ahead of his crash into a fire hydrant.
  • iPhoneproduct
    Tom builds a paper iPhone during his detox and repeatedly begs for a real one back.
  • Samsung Galaxyproduct
    Tom demands an iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy with 4G after his splinter.
  • Red Bullproduct
    Leslie says she will drink about 1,000 Red Bulls to draft a new bill undoing abstinence-only education.
  • Best Buyproduct
    Tom admits he went to Best Buy and bought a burner phone, breaking his screen ban.
  • Jazzy scooterproduct
    A role-played senior claims he ran over his testicles with his Jazzy mobility scooter.
  • Pier 1place
    Leslie's 'you break it, you buy it' joke reveals she is banned from Pier 1 for breaking merchandise.

Callbacks

  • Sweetums returns as Pawnee's corporate sponsor. The abstinence rally and the town's civic machinery carry the Sweetums fingerprint that S05E02 established, the same candy conglomerate whose Sugar Splash and lobbying shadow keep turning up behind Pawnee's supposedly grassroots causes, so the moral panic against Leslie rests on familiar corporate scaffolding.
  • Perd Hapley reprises his self-referential news anchor bit. Perd frames the censure as 'an event that is happening' and coins 'perd-verts' for his own fans, extending the running gag from earlier seasons where Perd narrates the fact that he is talking rather than reporting any actual news.
  • Ann's habit of dissolving into whoever she dates gets named out loud. Leslie throws Ann's dating history back at her, flannels for Andy, spandex for Chris, and now a cowboy hat and Daisy Dukes for Ricky, calling back to Ann's relationships across Seasons 2 through 4 and finally forcing the show to acknowledge the pattern as a character flaw.
  • Ron's cabin and off-grid survivalism recur as his fixed answer to modern life. The remote woodland cabin, so far from civilization the electric company does not know it exists, extends Ron Swanson's established anti-technology, anti-government worldview from prior woodworking and nature runs, positioning the wilderness as the only legitimate detox.
  • Leslie wearing the censure 'like a badge of honor' echoes her signature defiance. Leslie turning an official punishment into a point of pride continues the recurring beat where institutional shaming only hardens her resolve, the same stubborn public-servant streak that drives her binder-fueled crusades throughout the series.
  • Tom's screen dependency pays off Rent-A-Swag's future and his brand-obsessed identity. Tom rattling off Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, LinkedIn, Reddit, GChat, and his nacho podcast reinforces the always-online hustler persona that leads directly into the entrepreneurial ventures the back half of Season 5 builds around.

Tropes used

  • Pawnee public-forum meltdown. Leslie's senior sex-ed session and the follow-on censure hearing curdle into a Langman-led moral panic, the show's recurring civic set piece where a reasonable government function collapses under grandstanding citizens and warnings about babies in thong underwear.
  • Pawnee's grotesque local media. Perd Hapley covers the censure as pure spectacle, framing it as an event that is happening and branding his viewers perd-verts, the town's media apparatus once again amplifying nonsense instead of informing anyone.
  • Leslie Knope's over-preparation. Leslie arrives with a full curriculum, laminated handouts, and a live condom demonstration for the seniors, her binder-and-props diligence turned against her when the completeness of the lesson becomes the offense the Langmans prosecute.
  • Ron Swanson's nature worship as cure. Ron prescribes his off-grid cabin, wood chopping, and screen-free silence as the only real remedy for Tom's addiction, staging his anti-technology gospel as literal wilderness therapy.
  • The robotic straight man. Congressman David Murray sits motionless between his rehearsed stump lines, prompting Ben and April's running 'he's a robot' bit, the show mining a stiff authority figure for deadpan mockumentary comedy in the DC subplot.

Tropes subverted

  • The punishment hits the wrong target. The censure is designed to humiliate Leslie and silence the message, yet the seniors simply keep learning comprehensive sex ed from Ann, so the institutional discipline fails to touch the actual behavior it meant to stop.
  • The intervention that works is an accident. Tom's screen addiction is not broken by Ron's talking cure or the detox retreat, it ends only when Ron crashes the car, a purely accidental event doing what deliberate therapy could not.
  • The moral-crusader crowd is not persuadable, so Leslie stops trying to please them. Rather than the usual sitcom turn where the hero wins the room over, Leslie concedes she cannot fight the 85 percent numbers and instead wears the censure proudly, choosing to be right and disciplined over being liked.
  • Ron's tough-love guardianship reads as genuine care. The man who crashes Tom's car and refuses him a phone also hands him a book, tells him to look people in the eye, and points him to Leslie for real help, subverting the hard-ass mentor into genuine fatherly investment.

Threads planted, where they pay off

  • Ann's on-the-nose confession that she loses her personality in every relationship, and her breakup with Ricky, sets up her later arc of choosing to define herself independently as she leaves Pawnee.
  • Tom's cataloged screen addiction and always-on hustle feed directly into the Rent-A-Swag entrepreneurial run that anchors the second half of Season 5.
  • Ron's fatherly mentorship of Tom, the book instead of the phone and the eye-contact lecture, deepens the Ron-as-mentor thread that recurs across the series.
  • Leslie taking a censure as a badge of honor reinforces the defiant council-member identity that carries her recall and reelection fights later in the season.

Production file

  • Written by Alan Yang, directed by Craig Zisk, aired October 18, 2012 to 3.46 million viewers.
  • The episode is the fourth of Parks and Recreation season five, written by Alan Yang and directed by Craig Zisk, and it originally aired on NBC on October 18, 2012.
  • It drew 3.46 million US viewers on first broadcast.
  • Adam J. Harrington guest starred as Congressman David Murray, the robotic politician that Ben and April finally meet in person.
  • Jay Jackson appeared as Pawnee news anchor Perd Hapley, whose 'perd-verts' segment runs throughout the episode.
  • Darlene Hunt played morality watchdog Marcia Langman, alongside her husband Marshall Langman, whom the show broadly hints is closeted.
  • NBC released four deleted scenes online within a week of the broadcast, plus two accompanying photo galleries including one titled 'Tom's Take on Emojis.'
  • The main plot follows Leslie fighting Pawnee's abstinence-only sex education law after seniors face an STD outbreak, while Tom is sentenced to one week without screens after a texting-and-driving crash.
Scene by scene
Scene 1

The People vs. Tom Haverford

Pawnee courtroom

Scene Summary

  • Tom stands trial for crashing his car while tweeting behind the wheel
  • The prosecution reads his live-tweeted crash as damning evidence
  • The judge invents a punishment perfectly tailored to Tom's vice
  • Tom is sentenced to one week with zero screens, which he treats as a death sentence

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Tom insists the crash was a plain accident and mimes the judge dismissing the case
  • The prosecutor corrects him, he was not texting, he was tweeting, then reads Exhibit C aloud
  • The tweet log escalates from four green lights hashtag blessed to the moment of impact with the fire hydrant
  • Tom self-corrects to allegedly hit the fire hydrant, then reads his post-crash hashtag unbreakable tweet
  • The judge rules Tom cannot keep his eyes off his devices and hands down one week without any screens
  • Tom begs to go to jail instead, then desperately tries to fire off one last tweet through the bailiff

Color Host notes

  • The cold open front-loads the B-plot engine, Tom's screen addiction, ahead of the main STD story
  • Aziz Ansari's tweet-log delivery treats social media fluency as the funniest thing about the character and the saddest
  • The judge crafting a punishment to fit the crime is classic Parks structure, the consequence mirrors the flaw so the arc can pay it off later
  • Tom pleading for jail over screenlessness sets the stakes, his identity is so fused with devices that deprivation reads as existential
Scene 2

The Sex Avengers Assemble

Pawnee Parks Department office

Scene Summary

  • Leslie announces that Pawnee's seniors have a runaway STD problem
  • The team is recruited as a task force to teach senior sex education
  • Ann is set up as the medical authority for the coming class
  • A role-play warm-up devolves into the crew out-grossing each other

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Ann arrives in a cowboy hat, gift from her boyfriend Ricky, prompting the cowboyfriend wordplay run
  • Leslie delivers the news that lots of old people have chlamydia with genuine civic enthusiasm
  • She frames seniors as ornery, and Tom corrects her to horny
  • Leslie proposes everyone pretend to be old people and ask Ann their most perverted questions
  • The team volleys escalating fake-senior questions about pubic hair, edible lube, and jazzy-scooter injuries
  • Ann fields each one deadpan and shuts it down with a train-themed you must be under 40 to ride

Color Host notes

  • The episode threads a real public-health argument through a wall of gross-out jokes, comedy as delivery system for a thesis
  • Ann finally gets an active plot engine after seasons as the straight-woman audience surrogate
  • The cowboy-hat gag plants Ann's identity-loss arc early, the costume is the tell ahead of any spoken theme
  • Leslie's earnest joy about a chlamydia outbreak is peak Knope, she loves government service more than she notices the subject matter
Scene 3

Meet the Congressman

Ben's Washington D.C. office

Scene Summary

  • Ben's screen-free counterpart is Tom, coping badly across the country
  • Ben and April prepare to meet Congressman David Murray
  • The congressman turns out to be eerily polished and hollow
  • April floats assassinating him and Ben has to shut it down

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Tom calls Ben an hour and a half late, having navigated three miles by driving in circles without GPS
  • Tom brags that he built a real-life Pinterest board and wishes Ben could click it
  • April mistakes the congressman for Barack Obama, and Ben corrects that he is white and named David Murray
  • Congressman Murray greets Ben warmly, praises his hard work, and warns everyone to stay cool
  • The staff echo his it is a hot one small talk back at him with unsettling agreement
  • April asks if they are still going to assassinate him and Ben frantically tells her not to say that

Color Host notes

  • The D.C. B-plot runs Ben's competence against Tom's dependence, two men and one working phone between them
  • Congressman Murray is written as an uncanny-valley politician, the joke is that focus-grouped charisma reads as robotic
  • April Blart, mall cop is the show letting April sabotage professionalism from inside a straight job
  • The stay cool, hot one out there line is planted here to pay off later as proof the man is a program on loop
Scene 4

Chekhov's Banana

Pawnee senior center

Scene Summary

  • Leslie fronts the safe-sex class to a frank and rowdy senior crowd
  • The seniors reveal they are very much sexually active with each other
  • Ann's condom demonstration lands just as opponents arrive
  • The town's morality watchdogs shut the whole thing down on a legal technicality

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Leslie opens the class and a senior volunteers that she has two partners, often at the same time
  • The room debates the risks of unprotected sex, guessing heart attack and partner dies on top of you
  • Jerry gets roasted for typing please go to Yahoo into Altavista instead of using bookmarks
  • Ann completes a condom demonstration and the class is going well
  • Marcia and Marshall Langman burst in to object to the smut on behalf of their foundation
  • Chris confirms Pawnee's abstinence-only law applies city-wide, forcing Leslie to shut it down

Color Host notes

  • The Langmans arrive as the recurring antagonists whose entire function is to be scandalized on cue
  • The legal-technicality reveal is the plot hinge, it converts a gross-out class into a governance fight Leslie can champion
  • Chris siding with the letter of the law seeds the boss-versus-conscience tension that drives Leslie's arc
  • Jerry as the perpetual punching bag gets his beat, the show never lets a scene pass without a Jerry sacrifice
Scene 5

Detox at the Cabin

Ron's cabin in the woods

Scene Summary

  • Ron drags Tom off the grid to force a screen detox
  • Tom's withdrawal manifests as increasingly deranged behavior
  • Ron prescribes a talking cure to purge the digital garbage
  • Tom's confession of everything he does online overwhelms even Ron

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Ron announces the cabin is so remote the electric company does not know it exists
  • Tom panics over a splinter and demands WebMD, an iPhone, or a Samsung Galaxy with 4G
  • Ron tells Tom to talk out everything he does on screens and let the words float away
  • Tom launches into his daily social-media circuit, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, LinkedIn
  • He keeps going into Reddit, GChat with a random Brad, emoji politics, and the Nacho Average Podcast
  • Ron finally cuts him off, declaring Tom an addict who needs an intervention

Color Host notes

  • The Ron-and-Tom pairing is an opposites engine, maximum analog man versus maximum digital man forced into one cabin
  • Tom's monologue is a 2012 time capsule, the joke ages into a document of what internet fluency sounded like
  • Ron's I had no idea how much you had in your system is the turn, the mentor realizes the problem is bigger than he thought
  • Ron reaching for Intervention DVDs shows even his rejection of screens has a screen-shaped hole in it
Scene 6

The Betrayal on the Air

Pawnee senior center, second session

Scene Summary

  • Chris caves to the polls and enforces abstinence-only teaching
  • Leslie and Ann realize they must preach a message they know fails
  • Ann calls out that they are choosing the thing that does not work
  • Ben spies on the congressman and Tom fakes his own recovery

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Ann argues in the task-force meeting that abstinence-only education is objectively proven to fail
  • Chris refuses to change the law, calling it political suicide against the numbers
  • Ann protests that they are just going to do the thing they know does not work
  • In D.C., Ben's team watches the congressman sit motionless and debate whether he is a robot
  • Murray delivers a full stump speech on command, then powers back down to nothing
  • At the cabin, Tom performs a fake Intervention-style breakthrough and steals Ron's car for victory steaks

Color Host notes

  • This is the midpoint low, the good guys are cornered into complicity, which sets up Leslie's later defiance
  • The show sharpens its real argument here, the joke stops being seniors and starts being bad policy
  • Murray toggling on and off literalizes the episode's theme of performed identity versus real conviction
  • Tom weaponizing recovery language to escape recovery is a con hiding the genuine damage underneath, the arc's dark beat
Scene 7

Are You Being Yourself?

Pawnee, senior center and TV set

Scene Summary

  • Ann and Leslie fight about whether Ann is losing herself in men
  • The abstinence class collapses when Ann snaps and hands out condoms
  • Marshall's abstinence rap fails to hold the room
  • Ron discovers Tom's relapse and repossesses him

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Ann and Leslie escalate a costume-based argument, cowboy Ann versus the abstinence-girl uniform Ann is forced to wear
  • Marshall performs a homemade abstinence rap that the seniors ignore
  • A senior demands to see the condom demonstration again because she does not know where Lou has been
  • Ann snaps, says screw it, and demonstrates a condom on a prop, then shouts condoms for everybody
  • Tom tweets that Tommy-edamame is back on the grid, exposing his relapse and best-buy burner phone
  • Ron orders Tom out of the car, ending the fake recovery

Color Host notes

  • The Ann-Leslie fight is the emotional spine of the A-plot, the STD story is really about Ann's dissolving identity
  • Ann's screw-it condom rebellion is the character finally acting from conviction instead of playing a role
  • The show stacks two relapses in one beat, Ann relapsing into honesty and Tom relapsing into screens, mirrored breaks
  • Marshall's rap is a small deep-cut for the recurring Langmans, the antagonists get to be pathetic and funny rather than menacing
Scene 8

Censured and Proud

Pawnee, city hall and the Perd Report set

Scene Summary

  • Leslie receives an official censure from the mayor's office
  • She resolves to wear the punishment as a badge of honor
  • Ann admits she keeps losing herself and breaks up with Ricky
  • Leslie turns the on-air apology into a defiant policy stand

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Leslie studies the censure and admits she is still weirdly scared of Chris even though she outranks him
  • Chris confesses off the record that he admires what Leslie did and is proud he voted for her
  • Ann tells Leslie she bought a lasso online and turned her jeans into Daisy Dukes, then reveals she dumped Ricky
  • On Perd's show, Leslie apologizes only for the antiquated laws, not for teaching real sex education
  • She cites that abstinence-only states have the highest teen pregnancy and STD rates
  • Leslie vows to fight to change minds and wear the censure proudly like a badge of honor

Color Host notes

  • Leslie converting a punishment into a platform is the Knope thesis, principle beats poll numbers every time
  • Ann saying her pattern out loud is the payoff the cowboy hat set up three acts earlier, costume becomes self-knowledge
  • Chris's private admiration lets the show punish Leslie institutionally and endorse her morally, both at once
  • Perd Hapley's commentary undercuts every earnest line, the show refuses to let its message speech go un-mocked
Scene 9

Look a Man in the Eye

Pawnee, Ron's garage and Leslie's office, D.C. tag

Scene Summary

  • Ron sentences Tom to an analog rehabilitation with a paper book
  • Ron delivers the episode's real moral about screens and human contact
  • Leslie gears up to draft a bill undoing the abstinence law
  • The D.C. tag confirms the congressman is running on batteries

Recap Girl play-by-play

  • Ron gives Tom a 1982 auto-repair manual instead of his iPhone and orders him to fix the crashed car
  • Ron tells Tom to never stare at his phone while talking to a human and to look a man in the eye
  • Ron adds that if Tom ever needs to talk, he should find Leslie, who lives for that crap
  • Leslie tells Ben she is fired up to draft a new bill and swears she will cut the cursing
  • The couple trades I love yous, then Ben asks what she is wearing and she deflects on camera
  • In the tag, the congressman cheerfully suggests eating batteries, then human food, and April plays along

Color Host notes

  • Ron becomes the accidental therapist, the anti-screen crank delivers the sincere thesis the whole episode was building toward
  • Handing off Tom to Leslie stitches the two plots together, the B-plot resolves by pointing back at the A-plot's heart
  • The batteries-instead-of-food tag pays off the robot runner planted in act one, the joke closes the loop it opened
  • Ending on Ben and Leslie's easy affection resets the ensemble to warmth, the Parks house style of landing soft after the fight

Verbatim lines

A cowboy hat from your cowboyfriend. From your cowboy boyfriend. Your boycow-cowboy.
Okay, sex avengers, these old fogies are very set in their ways. They're hopped up on E.D. medication and they got nothing to lose, 'cause they're close to death.
Jerry, when you check your email, you go to AltaVista and type 'Please go to yahoo.com?' God, Jerry! You don't deserve the Internet!
Jean-Ralphio and I have one called 'Nacho Average Podcast,' where we rate different kinds of nachos.
I will take this censure, and I will wear it proudly, like a badge of honor.
I am giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual: 1982.
Named in this episode
UnbreakableMars AttacksInterventionNacho Average PodcastDoodle Jump
Sources: Parks Wiki · transcript saved locally (tv-scripts corpus) · trope/callback data from the Parks trope index
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