7th Heaven

160 recaps · 1996–2007 · Permanent Hiatus

Recappers: Sara M (63), Cate (57), Gwen (20), Alex Richmond (9), Mr. Stupidhead (4), Daniel (4), Gustave (2), Shack (1)

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Season 1 5

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
1-1	Anything You Want (Pilot)	1996-08-25	1996-08-29	A	Cate
1-2	Family Secrets	1996-09-22	1996-09-26	B	Cate
1-3	In The Blink Of An Eye	1996-09-29	1996-10-03	D+	Cate
1-14	Seven Is Enough	1997-02-02	1997-02-06	B+	Cate
1-17	Choices	1997-04-13	1997-04-17	C	Cate

Season 2 4

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
2-7	The Gang's All Here	1997-11-02	1997-11-06	B-	Sara M
2-13	Cutting a rug	1998-01-25	1998-01-25	D	Sara M
2-18	Le joke est morte; vive le joke	1998-04-05	1998-04-09	C	Sara M
2-20	Monkey Sex And Strumpets	1998-04-26	1998-04-30	C-	Sara M

Season 3 4

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
3-8	Here They Come, Walking Down The Street	1998-11-15	1998-11-19	A+	Sara M
3-9	Let's Not, and Say We Did	1998-11-22	1998-11-26	D+	Sara M
3-10	Jingle Hell	1998-12-13	1998-12-17	F	Sara M
3-13	Racism With a Side of Spying	1999-01-24	1999-01-28	B	Sara M

Season 4 22

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
4-1	The Tattle Tale Heart	1999-09-19	1999-09-19	D	Mr. Stupidhead
4-2	Life Is Too Beautiful	1999-09-26	1999-09-26	D	Mr. Stupidhead
4-3	Yak Sada (a.k.a. One Voice)	1999-10-03	1999-10-03		Mr. Stupidhead
4-4	The Electric Van-Aid Acid Test	1999-10-10	1999-10-14	C-	Sara M
4-5	With Honors	1999-10-17	1999-10-17	D	Mr. Stupidhead
4-6	Just You Wait And See	1999-10-24	1999-10-24	D	Cate
4-7	Sin... (1)	1999-11-07	1999-11-07		Cate
4-8	...And Expiation (2)	1999-11-14	1999-11-14		Gwen
4-9	Dirty Laundry	1999-11-21	1999-11-21	D	Cate
4-10	Who Nose	1999-11-28	1999-11-28	D	Gwen
4-11	Forget Me Not	1999-12-12	1999-12-12	D	Cate
4-12	All By Myself	2000-01-23	2000-01-23	D	Gwen
4-13	Who Do You Trust?	2000-01-30	2000-01-30		Cate
4-14	Words	2000-02-06	2000-02-06	D	Gwen
4-15	Loves Me, Loves Me Not	2000-02-13	2000-02-13		Cate
4-16	Say A Little Prayer For Me	2000-02-20	2000-02-20	D	Gwen
4-17	Twelve Angry People	2000-02-27	2000-02-27	D	Cate
4-18	Hoop Dreams	2000-04-09	2000-04-09	D	Gwen
4-19	Talk To Me	2000-04-30	2000-04-30	D	Gwen
4-20	Liar, Liar	2000-05-07	2000-05-07		Cate
4-21	Love Stinks, Part I	2000-05-14	2000-05-14		Gwen
4-22	Love Stinks, Part II	2000-05-21	2000-05-21		Cate

Season 5 23

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
5-1	Here We Go Again	2000-10-01	2000-10-01	D	Gwen
5-2	Help	2000-10-08	2000-10-08	D	Cate
5-3	Losers	2000-10-15	2000-10-15	D	Gwen
5-4	Busted	2000-10-22	2000-10-22	D	Gwen
5-5	Blind	2000-10-29	2000-10-31	D	Cate
5-6	Mary Liar Bore	2000-11-05	2000-11-07	D	Gwen
5-7	How do you solve a problem like Mary?	2000-11-12	2000-11-15	D	Cate
5-8	Mary Kate, Ashley, and their Simon sandwich	2000-11-19	2000-11-22	D	Gwen
5-9	Bitch, bitch, bitch	2000-11-26	2000-12-04	C	Cate
5-10	Hard Candy Mary Christmas	2000-12-17	2001-01-02		Gwen
5-11	It's The RevCam 'n' Robbie Show	2001-01-21	2001-01-24	D+	Cate
5-12	The family that prays together, pries together	2001-01-28	2001-01-31	F	Gwen
5-13	Kiss	2001-02-04	2001-02-11	F	Cate
5-14	Latest love of Lucy's life	2001-02-11	2001-02-17	D+	Gwen
5-15	Sweeps	2001-02-18	2001-02-25	D+	Cate
5-16	Robbie's in the Thicke of it	2001-02-25	2001-03-04	C-	Gwen
5-17	Still Dopey after all these years	2001-04-15	2001-04-19	B+	Cate
5-18	Mary, Mary, MARY	2001-04-22	2001-05-01	F	Gwen
5-19	Virgin	2001-04-29	2001-05-08	F	Cate
5-20	Shocking secret	2001-05-06	2001-05-15	F	Gwen
5-21	Chances (1)	2001-05-13	2001-05-20	C	Cate
5-22	Tying up all the loose and stupid ends	2001-05-20	2001-05-27	C-	Gwen
5-23	Where it all began Extra	1998-11-12	2001-06-17		Sara M

Season 6 23

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
6-1	Changes	2001-09-23	2001-09-24	D+	Cate
6-2	Teased	2001-09-30	2001-10-03	B	Cate
6-3	Sympathy	2001-10-07	2001-10-10	F	Cate
6-4	Work	2001-10-14	2001-10-15	C-	Cate
6-5	Relationships	2001-10-21	2001-10-24	D+	Cate
6-6	Broken	2001-11-04	2001-11-12	C+	Cate
6-7	Prodigal	2001-11-11	2001-11-14	A+	Cate
6-8	Ay Carumba	2001-11-18	2001-11-19	D+	Cate
6-9	Lost	2001-11-25	2001-11-27	A	Cate
6-10	Consideration	2001-12-09	2001-12-18	C+	Cate
6-11	Pathetic	2002-01-13	2002-01-20	C	Cate
6-12	Suspicion	2002-01-20	2002-01-27	C-	Cate
6-13	Drunk	2002-02-03	2002-02-10	B+	Cate
6-14	Hot Pants	2002-02-10	2002-02-18	A+	Cate
6-15	Making The Show Extra	2002-02-15	2002-02-24		Sara M
6-15	I Really Don't	2002-02-24	2002-03-02	F	Cate
6-16	I Really Did	2002-03-03	2002-03-10	D+	Cate
6-17	Lip Service	2002-04-14	2002-04-19	C-	Cate
6-18	The Ring	2002-04-21	2002-04-28	A	Cate
6-19	Letting Go	2002-04-28	2002-05-05	C	Cate
6-20	The Known Soldier	2002-05-05	2002-05-09	D+	Shack
6-21	Holy War, Part I	2002-05-12	2002-05-19	C+	Cate
6-22	Holy War, Part II	2002-05-19	2002-05-26		Cate

Season 7 24

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
7-1	Monkey Business (1)	2002-09-15	2002-09-22	C	Cate
7-2	Simon, Portrait of a Teenage Prostitute	2002-09-22	2002-09-29	D+	Gustave
7-3	Monkey lov-ah!	2002-09-29	2002-10-02	D+	Gustave
7-4	Bowling For Eric	2002-10-06	2002-10-08	F	Cate
7-5	The Heart Of The Matter	2002-10-13	2002-10-21		Cate
7-6	Regarding Eric	2002-10-20	2002-10-27	C+	Cate
7-7	Gabrielle Come Blow	2002-11-03	2002-11-04	C	Alex Richmond
7-8	Freaks And Greeks Extra	2002-11-08	2002-11-08		Sara M
7-8	Under Pressure	2002-11-10	2002-11-12	D+	Alex Richmond
7-9	Lost Lunch	2002-11-17	2002-11-19	D+	Alex Richmond
7-10	Ushering in the crap	2002-11-24	2002-11-25	D+	Alex Richmond
7-11	Sunday	2003-01-05	2003-01-12	F	Cate
7-12	Back In The Saddle Again	2003-01-19	2003-01-25		Cate
7-13	It's Not Always About You	2003-01-26	2003-02-01		Cate
7-13	It's Not Always About You none	2003-01-26	2003-02-01		Cate
7-14	Smoking	2003-02-02	2003-02-09	A+	Cate
7-15	I Love Lucy	2003-02-09	2003-02-15	F	Cate
7-16	Stand down	2003-02-16	2003-02-18	D+	Alex Richmond
7-17	High Anxiety	2003-02-23	2003-03-02	F	Cate
7-18	We Do	2003-04-20	2003-04-23	C-	Cate
7-19	Take Back Your Bink	2003-04-27	2003-05-03		Alex Richmond
7-20	Dick sucks!	2003-05-04	2003-05-06	F	Alex Richmond
7-21	Cycles	2003-05-11	2003-05-12		Alex Richmond
7-22	Die already	2003-05-18	2003-05-20		Alex Richmond

Season 8 25

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
8-1	The Long Bad Show	2003-09-14	2003-09-19	B-	Sara M
8-2	Blah, Blah, Black Sheep	2003-09-21	2003-09-26	F	Sara M
8-3	Secrets Revealed	2003-09-28	2003-10-03		Sara M
8-4	St. Martin of Ass-kissy	2003-10-05	2003-10-11		Sara M
8-5	Of Camdens	2003-10-12	2003-10-18		Sara M
8-6	A Muslim In Need Is A Friend Indeed	2003-10-19	2003-10-25	B	Sara M
8-7	Annie's BlocKKK Party	2003-11-02	2003-11-08	D+	Sara M
8-8	Sleepover Madness	2003-11-09	2003-11-15	A	Sara M
8-9	Missing: Alice, and Eleven Cast Members	2003-11-16	2003-11-22	C+	Sara M
8-10	Matt Is Still Stupid	2003-11-23	2003-12-01	C-	Sara M
8-11	RevCam's Secret Past Extra	2003-12-29	2003-12-29		Sara M
8-11	Bad Happens	2004-01-04	2004-01-08		Sara M
8-12	Love conquers all	2004-01-11	2004-01-17	F	Daniel
8-13	Ruthie's World! Party Time! Excellent!	2004-01-18	2004-01-22	F	Daniel
8-14	Soldier Boy	2004-01-25	2004-01-31	F	Daniel
8-15	Illin'	2004-02-08	2004-02-14		Sara M
8-16	Incestual Healing	2004-02-15	2004-02-21	C-	Sara M
8-17	Li'l Orphan Annie	2004-02-22	2004-02-28		Sara M
8-18	I Dream of Weenie	2004-02-29	2004-03-06	F	Sara M
8-19	Chainsaws Don't Kill People; People Kill People Extra	2004-04-14	2004-04-14	D+	Sara M
8-19	For Stale By Owner	2004-04-18	2004-04-24	D+	Sara M
8-20	High	2004-04-25	2004-05-01		Sara M
8-21	Refugee Camp Kwitcherbitchin'	2004-05-02	2004-05-08		Sara M
8-22	Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies	2004-05-09	2004-05-15	C-	Sara M
8-23	Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah!	2004-05-16	2004-05-22	D+	Sara M

Season 9 22

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
9-1	Drop This Show	2004-09-12	2004-09-18	C-	Sara M
9-2	Laid	2004-09-19	2004-09-25	B-	Sara M
9-3	The Crap Miner's Daughter	2004-09-26	2004-10-02	C-	Sara M
9-4	Pregnant cause	2004-10-03	2004-10-09		Daniel
9-5	Bold Stance	2004-10-10	2004-10-16	A	Sara M
9-6	Father, Why Bother?	2004-10-17	2004-10-23	D+	Sara M
9-7	Another Episode About Dead Soldiers	2004-10-24	2004-10-30	F	Sara M
9-8	Fostering Failure, Adopting Apathy	2004-10-31	2004-11-06	F	Sara M
9-9	Cornucopia of Crazy	2004-11-14	2004-11-20	A+	Sara M
9-10	Thanks for Nothing	2004-11-21	2004-11-28	C-	Sara M
9-11	A Sphincter Says What?	2004-11-28	2004-12-04	C-	Sara M
9-12	Big Big Shop of Horrors	2005-01-23	2005-01-29	F	Sara M
9-13	Art Is Subjective	2005-01-30	2005-02-05		Sara M
9-14	There's A First Time For Everything	2005-02-06	2005-02-12	C+	Sara M
9-15	Songs In The Key Of Terrible	2005-02-13	2005-02-19	F	Sara M
9-16	Brotherly Misunderstandings	2005-02-20	2005-02-26	C-	Sara M
9-17	You Can't Spell "Exposit" Without S-E-X	2005-02-27	2005-03-05	F	Sara M
9-18	Honor Thy Agent	2005-04-24	2005-04-29	D+	Sara M
9-19	Dorothea Lange Spins In Her Grave	2005-05-01	2005-05-07	F	Sara M
9-20	Take a Flying Leap	2005-05-08	2005-05-14	D+	Sara M
9-21	Mi Familia Es Horrible	2005-05-15	2005-05-19	D+	Sara M
9-22	You Can't Always Get What You Want	2005-05-22	2005-05-28		Sara M

Season 10 1

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
10-22	And Thank You	2006-05-07	2006-05-13		Sara M

Season 11 1

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
11-22	And Away They Blow...	2007-05-12	2007-05-18	D	Sara M

Specials and other recaps 6

Ep.	Recap	Aired	Posted	Grade	Recapper
Extra	Secrets Revealed	2003-09-28	2003-10-03		Sara M
Extra	St. Martin of Ass-kissy	2003-10-05	2003-10-11		Sara M
Extra	Of Camdens	2003-10-12	2003-10-18		Sara M
Extra	Illin'	2004-02-08	2004-02-14		Sara M
Extra	For Stale By Owner	2004-04-18	2004-04-24	D+	Sara M
Extra	A Sphincter Says What?	2004-11-28	2004-12-04	C-	Sara M