| 1-1 | Wherein Fyvush Finkel says, "Look at those breasts!" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | 2000-10-22 | 2000-10-26 | | Key Grip |
| 1-2 | Wherein Fyvush Finkel says, "Look at my knockers!" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | 2000-10-29 | 2000-11-03 | D | Key Grip |
| 1-3 | Wherein Fyvush Finkel says, "You've been making eyes at their buttocks area." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 | 2000-11-05 | 2000-11-09 | D | Key Grip |
| 1-4 | In which Fyvush Finkel says, "Beedle-deedle-deedle-dee" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | 2000-11-12 | 2000-11-19 | D | Key Grip |
| 1-5 | In which things are too sad for Fyvush Finkel to make fun of him | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | 2000-11-19 | 2000-11-21 | D | Key Grip |
| 1-6 | During which Fyvush Finkel intones, "She beats those kids for pleasure!" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | 2000-11-26 | 2000-12-02 | B | Key Grip |
| 1-7 | And The Finkel Saith: "That Didn't Go Well." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | 2000-12-03 | 2000-12-11 | C- | Key Grip |
| 1-8 | What was that, Fyvush? "And rain is wet." Oh. | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | 2000-12-10 | 2000-12-16 | B | Key Grip |
| 1-9 | And Fyvush says, at the last possible moment, "You want a war, Scott? You've got one!" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 | 2001-01-07 | 2001-01-13 | C+ | Key Grip |
| 1-10 | Fyvush Finkel says, "African-American Black colored Negroes." No, really, he does. | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | 2001-01-14 | 2001-01-23 | B- | Key Grip |
| 1-11 | Finkel me this, Finkel me that: "You look horrible." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-01-21 | 2001-01-27 | B | Key Grip |
| 1-12 | Finkel Finkel little star: "These girls grow up so fast. And they all want us." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | 2001-02-04 | 2001-02-11 | B+ | Key Grip |
| 1-13 | Fyvush Finkel's only damn line: "I don't go to Doyle's much." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 | 2001-02-11 | 2001-02-20 | B- | Key Grip |
| 1-14 | What's in a name? | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | 2001-02-18 | 2001-02-25 | D+ | Keckler |
| 1-15 | Fyvush Finkel repeatedly insists, "There's nothing wrong with my mind!" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-02-25 | 2001-03-04 | B- | Key Grip |
| 1-16 | In which Fyvush Finkel is asked, "Where are your pants?" | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 | 2001-03-25 | 2001-04-01 | B+ | Key Grip |
| 1-17 | Fyvush on Shakespeare: "He has a sexual lewd problem." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-04-15 | 2001-04-22 | A | Key Grip |
| 1-18 | Finkel on his students: "I think Marla's done something with them." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-04-22 | 2001-04-29 | D+ | Key Grip |
| 1-19 | Fyvush on why a student riots: "Because he's black." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-04-29 | 2001-05-06 | B- | Key Grip |
| 1-20 | Fyvush on Ebonics: "That bubonic speech doesn't sound intelligent." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | 2001-05-06 | 2001-05-13 | B- | Key Grip |
| 1-21 | Finkel on Guber: "He is the finest educator I have ever known." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 | 2001-05-13 | 2001-05-20 | B | Key Grip |
| 1-22 | Finkel sums it all up: "I know you're never glad to see me." | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 | 2001-05-20 | 2001-05-27 | C+ | Key Grip |