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Desperate Housewives

157 recaps · 2004–2011 · Permanent Hiatus

Recappers: Evany (54), DeAnn Welker (49), Jacob Clifton (18), M. Giant (16), Jessica (14), Heathen (1), Keckler (1), Kim (1), Zach Oat (1), LTG (1), Jeff Long (1)

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Season 1 23

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
1-1Pilot2004-10-012004-10-09BJessica
1-2Ah, But Underneath2004-10-102004-10-14BJessica
1-3Pretty Little Picture2004-10-162004-10-20BJessica
1-4Who's That Woman?2004-10-232004-10-29B-Jessica
1-5Come In, Stranger2004-10-302004-11-04B-Jessica
1-6Running To Stand Still2004-11-062004-11-11B-Jessica
1-7Anything You Can Do2004-11-202004-11-25C+Jessica
1-8Guilty2004-11-272004-12-03CJessica
1-9Suspicious Minds2004-12-112004-12-17BJessica
1-10Come Back To Me2004-12-182004-12-21BJessica
1-11Move On2005-01-082005-01-12B-Jessica
1-12Every Day A Little Death2005-01-152005-01-22B-Jessica
1-13Your Fault2005-01-222005-01-28B-Jessica
1-14Love Is In The Air2005-02-122005-02-18C+Jessica
1-15Impossible2005-02-192005-02-25B+Heathen
1-16If It's Brown, Flush It Down2005-03-262005-03-31AKeckler
1-17There Won't Be Trumpets2005-04-022005-04-08BEvany
1-18Children Will Listen2005-04-092005-04-15B-Evany
1-19Live Alone and Like It2005-04-162005-04-21C+Evany
1-20Fear No More2005-04-302005-05-06B+Evany
1-21Sunday In The Park With George2005-05-072005-05-13AEvany
1-22Goodbye For Now2005-05-142005-05-20B-Evany
1-23One Wonderful Day2005-05-212005-05-27BEvany

Season 2 23

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
2-1Next2005-09-242005-09-30BEvany
2-2You Could Drive A Person Crazy2005-10-012005-10-07C+Evany
2-3You'll Never Get Away From Me2005-10-082005-10-13B-Evany
2-4My Heart Belongs To Daddy2005-10-152005-10-21B-Evany
2-5They Asked Me Why I Believe In You2005-10-222005-10-27BEvany
2-6I Wish I Could Forget You2005-11-052005-11-11B+Evany
2-7Color And Light2005-11-122005-11-18AEvany
2-8The Sun Won't Set2005-11-192005-11-25C+Evany
2-9That's Good, That's Bad2005-11-262005-12-02B+Evany
2-10Coming Home2005-12-032005-12-09B-Evany
2-11One More Kiss2006-01-072006-01-13B+Evany
2-12We're Gonna Be All Right2006-01-142006-01-20BEvany
2-13There's Something About a War2006-01-212006-01-27BEvany
2-14Silly People2006-02-112006-02-17B-Evany
2-15Thank You So Much2006-02-182006-02-24B+Evany
2-16There Is No Other Way2006-03-112006-03-17BEvany
2-17Could I Leave You?2006-03-252006-03-31B+Evany
2-18Everybody Says Don't2006-04-012006-04-07B-Evany
2-19Don't Look At Me2006-04-152006-04-21B+Evany
2-20It Wasn't Meant To Happen2006-04-292006-05-05BEvany
2-21I Know Things Now2006-05-062006-05-12AEvany
2-22No One Is Alone2006-05-132006-05-19BEvany
2-23Remember2006-05-202006-05-26B-Evany

Season 3 23

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
3-1Listen To The Rain On The Roof2006-09-232006-09-29C+Evany
3-2It Takes Two2006-09-302006-10-06AEvany
3-3A Weekend In The Country2006-10-072006-10-13BEvany
3-4Like It Was2006-10-142006-10-20B+Evany
3-5Nice She Ain't2006-10-212006-10-27BEvany
3-6Sweetheart, I Have To Confess2006-10-282006-11-03B+Evany
3-7Bang2006-11-042006-11-10AEvany
3-8Children And Art2006-11-112006-11-17B-Evany
3-9Beautiful Girls2006-11-182006-11-24B-Evany
3-10The Miracle Song2006-11-252006-12-01B+Evany
3-11No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds2007-01-062007-01-12BEvany
3-12Not While I'm Around2007-01-132007-01-14C+Evany
3-13Come Play Wiz Me2007-01-202007-01-26C+Evany
3-14I Remember That (1)2007-02-102007-02-15B-Kim
3-15The Little Things You Do Together (2)2007-02-172007-02-22B+Evany
3-16My Husband, The Pig2007-03-032007-03-09B-Evany
3-17It's Getting Hot In Herre2007-04-072007-04-13C+Evany
3-18Deep, Deep Freeze2007-04-142007-04-20B+Evany
3-19Ooh-Ooh, That Smell2007-04-212007-04-27B-Evany
3-20Start Spreading The News2007-04-282007-05-04B+Evany
3-21Bleed The Meter2007-05-052007-05-11B-Evany
3-22From Zero to Proposal2007-05-122007-05-18B+Evany
3-23Suicide Is Painless2007-05-192007-05-25BEvany

Season 4 18

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
4-1Now You Know2007-09-292007-10-01B-Evany
4-2Smiles Of A Summer Night2007-10-062007-10-08D+Evany
4-3The Game2007-10-132007-10-15B-M. Giant
4-4If There's Anything I Can't Stand2007-10-202007-10-22C+M. Giant
4-5Art Isn't Easy2007-10-272007-10-29C+M. Giant
4-6Now I Know, Don't Be Scared2007-11-032007-11-05C+M. Giant
4-7You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover2007-11-102007-11-12B-M. Giant
4-8Distant Past2007-11-242007-11-26B+M. Giant
4-9Something's Coming2007-12-012007-12-03AM. Giant
4-10Welcome To Kanagawa2008-01-052008-01-07C+M. Giant
4-11What Work Stoppage?2008-02-202008-02-21A+M. Giant
4-11Sunday2008-04-132008-04-14C+M. Giant
4-11The Evil Leading the Blind Weecap2008-04-202008-04-21B-M. Giant
4-13Burnin' Love Weecap2008-04-272008-04-28B-M. Giant
4-14Where's Skippy? Weecap2008-05-042008-05-05BM. Giant
4-15Mother-Effer's Day Weecap2008-05-112008-05-12B+M. Giant
4-16Good Stuff, Maynard Weecap2008-05-182008-05-19BM. Giant
4-17Fast Forward Weecap2008-05-182008-05-19A-M. Giant

Season 5 24

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
5-1The More Things Stay The Same Weecap2008-09-282008-09-29B+DeAnn Welker
5-2It's a Creepy Day in the Neighborhood Weecap2008-10-052008-10-06A-DeAnn Welker
5-3Dysfunctional Families Weecap2008-10-122008-10-14B+DeAnn Welker
5-4Desperate Housewives... and Gaby, too! Weecap2008-10-192008-10-21CDeAnn Welker
5-5So That's What Happened! Weecap2008-10-262008-10-28B+DeAnn Welker
5-6What Are You Doing, Dave? Weecap2008-11-022008-11-05A-Zach Oat
5-7Sex, Lies and Videotape Weecap2008-11-092008-11-11ADeAnn Welker
5-8His Pants Are On Fire Weecap2008-11-162008-11-17B-DeAnn Welker
5-9Doctor, Doctor! Give Me the News Weecap2008-11-302008-12-02BDeAnn Welker
5-10Everybody's Seeing Things Weecap2008-12-072008-12-09ADeAnn Welker
5-11Home is NOT the Place Weecap2009-01-042009-01-06BDeAnn Welker
5-12Ties and Bondage Weecap2009-01-112009-01-13B+DeAnn Welker
5-13A Handyman for all Seasons (But Mostly Season 1) Weecap2009-01-182009-01-20CDeAnn Welker
5-14Money is Not the Root of All Evil Weecap2009-02-082009-02-10B-DeAnn Welker
5-15The Haves and Have-Nots Weecap2009-02-152009-02-17B-DeAnn Welker
5-16Manners Are For Poor People. And Non-Felons. Weecap2009-03-082009-03-10B+LTG
5-17Lying Liars Who Lie Weecap2009-03-152009-03-17BDeAnn Welker
5-18The Most Shocking Episode Ever Weecap2009-03-222009-03-25A-DeAnn Welker
5-19Ashes Make the Heart Grow Fonder Weecap2009-04-192009-04-21CDeAnn Welker
5-20Love and Marriage Weecap2009-04-262009-04-28B-DeAnn Welker
5-21What Can You Do For Me? Weecap2009-05-032009-05-05A-DeAnn Welker
5-22The Mask Weecap2009-05-102009-05-12A-DeAnn Welker
5-23What Mystery? Weecap2009-05-172009-05-19A-DeAnn Welker
5-24Revenge is a Dish Best Not Served, Apparently Weecap2009-05-172009-05-19ADeAnn Welker

Season 6 23

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
6-1The Re-Marrying Man Weecap2009-09-272009-09-29BDeAnn Welker
6-2In the Dark Weecap2009-10-042009-10-06BDeAnn Welker
6-3Guilty Until Proven Innocent Weecap2009-10-112009-10-13BDeAnn Welker
6-4A Family Affair Weecap2009-10-182009-10-19A-DeAnn Welker
6-5Deathmatch: Monkey vs. Clown Weecap2009-10-252009-10-27A-DeAnn Welker
6-6Signs, Signs... Weecap2009-11-012009-11-03B-DeAnn Welker
6-7Arrested Development Weecap2009-11-082009-11-11B-DeAnn Welker
6-8Double Lives Weecap2009-11-152009-11-17B+DeAnn Welker
6-9Down and Dirty Weecap2009-11-292009-12-01A-DeAnn Welker
6-10Out With A Bang Weecap2009-12-062009-12-08CDeAnn Welker
6-11What If We Had An Episode And Nothing Happened? Weecap2010-01-032010-01-06DDeAnn Welker
6-12Stripped Down Weecap2010-01-102010-01-12BDeAnn Welker
6-13Shrinkage Weecap2010-01-172010-01-20B-DeAnn Welker
6-14Adopt-A-Stripper Weecap2010-01-312010-02-03B-DeAnn Welker
6-15Isn't She...? Weecap2010-02-212010-02-25B+DeAnn Welker
6-16The Art of Seduction Weecap2010-02-282010-03-02B+DeAnn Welker
6-17Put Your Behind in the Past Weecap2010-03-142010-03-16B+DeAnn Welker
6-18Sins of The Mothers Weecap2010-03-212010-03-23CJeff Long
6-19Him? Hmm. Weecap2010-04-182010-04-20B-DeAnn Welker
6-20It's All Their Fault Weecap2010-04-252010-04-28ADeAnn Welker
6-21A Strange Man Weecap2010-05-022010-05-05BDeAnn Welker
6-22Making Threats Weecap2010-05-092010-05-11A+DeAnn Welker
6-23The End is Just the Beginning Weecap2010-05-162010-05-18A+DeAnn Welker

Season 7 23

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
7-1You'll Never Guess Who's Back! Weecap2010-09-262010-09-28A-DeAnn Welker
7-2Pain and Suffering Weecap2010-10-032010-10-05B-DeAnn Welker
7-3High on Life Weecap2010-10-102010-10-12B+DeAnn Welker
7-4Our Little Secret Weecap2010-10-172010-10-20B-DeAnn Welker
7-5Love Hurts Weecap2010-10-242010-10-26ADeAnn Welker
7-6Besmirched, Bollocksed & Befuddled Weecap2010-10-312010-11-02A+Jacob Clifton
7-7Flipper: Faster Than Lightning & Smoother Than Silk Weecap2010-11-072010-11-09A+Jacob Clifton
7-8Almost Everybody's All-American Weecap2010-11-142010-11-16A+Jacob Clifton
7-9The Crunk, The Junk & The May-December Funk Weecap2010-12-052010-12-07A+Jacob Clifton
7-10Grace Is Gone & The Bears Are Coming Weecap2010-12-122010-12-14A+Jacob Clifton
7-11Putting The "Ass"es in "Assassins" Weecap2011-01-022011-01-04A+Jacob Clifton
7-12Skeletor Rigby Weecap2011-01-092011-01-11A+Jacob Clifton
7-13Whatever Let Me Go Weecap2011-01-162011-01-18A+Jacob Clifton
7-14Mens InZana In Corpore Sano Weecap2011-02-132011-02-15A+Jacob Clifton
7-15One Hundred Years Of Solipsism Weecap2011-02-212011-02-22A+Jacob Clifton
7-16Help Me Help You Help Me Weecap2011-03-062011-03-08A+Jacob Clifton
7-17The Worms Play Pinochle Weecap2011-04-032011-04-05A+Jacob Clifton
7-19Mourning Wood2011-04-172011-04-20A+Jacob Clifton
7-19The Woman That Ordered In Chinese For Christmas2011-04-242011-04-27A+Jacob Clifton
7-20We Swallow Poison Every Sunday2011-05-012011-05-03A+Jacob Clifton
7-22A Visit From The Goon Hand Weecap2011-05-152011-05-20A+Jacob Clifton
7-23Barons Of Suburbia Weecap2011-05-152011-05-20A+Jacob Clifton
7-24Poisoning the Unwell Weecap2011-05-082011-05-10A+Jacob Clifton