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Gossip Girl

122 recaps · 2007–2012 · Permanent Hiatus

Recappers: Jacob Clifton (122)

Season 1 19

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
1-1Because You're Worth It Extra2007-09-112007-09-12Jacob Clifton
1-1Chivalry Is Dead But You're Still Kinda Cute2007-09-182007-09-25AJacob Clifton
1-2Take Your Broke Ass Home!2007-09-252007-09-28A+Jacob Clifton
1-3For "College Of Choice," You Put "Ninja"?2007-10-022007-10-09A+Jacob Clifton
1-4The Devil Wears Waldorf2007-10-092007-10-16A+Jacob Clifton
1-5Theories Of The Leisure Class2007-10-162007-10-23A+Jacob Clifton
1-6V For Vendetta2007-10-232007-10-30AJacob Clifton
1-7A Truth Universally Acknowledged2007-11-062007-11-13A+Jacob Clifton
1-8In Which Alliances Are Declared, And Dalliances Aired2007-11-132007-11-20AJacob Clifton
1-9Felt Up & Fingerprinted2007-11-272007-12-04A+Jacob Clifton
1-10How Could You Use Our Poor Nate So?2007-12-042007-12-11A+Jacob Clifton
1-11Vanity Blair2007-12-182007-12-26A+Jacob Clifton
1-12That's Just What You Are2008-01-012008-01-08A+Jacob Clifton
1-13Dancing Barefoot2008-01-082008-01-15A+Jacob Clifton
1-14OMFG!2008-04-212008-04-28A+Jacob Clifton
1-15Sparks Fly!2008-04-282008-05-05A+Jacob Clifton
1-16When You Were A Fever2008-05-052008-05-09A+Jacob Clifton
1-17I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You2008-05-122008-05-19B+Jacob Clifton
1-18Don't You Forget About Me2008-05-192008-05-27AJacob Clifton

Season 2 25

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
2-1I Don't Want To Get Over You2008-09-012008-09-08A+Jacob Clifton
2-2The Discreet Charming Of The Bourgeoisie2008-09-082008-09-15A+Jacob Clifton
2-3Hareton Earnshaw Will Have His Revenge!2008-09-152008-09-22A+Jacob Clifton
2-3Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk2008-12-082008-12-11A+Jacob Clifton
2-4Cansei de Ser Stupid2008-09-222008-09-29A+Jacob Clifton
2-5The Serena Also Rises2008-09-292008-10-06A+Jacob Clifton
2-6Love In The Time Of College Applications2008-10-132008-10-20A+Jacob Clifton
2-7One Week Of Danger2008-10-202008-10-27A+Jacob Clifton
2-8UES Artistes2008-10-272008-10-30A+Jacob Clifton
2-9Kenley Ruins Everything2008-11-032008-11-10A+Jacob Clifton
2-10Agnes Troublé!2008-11-102008-11-17A+Jacob Clifton
2-11Thank You For Not Letting Me Be Myself Again2008-11-172008-11-24A+Jacob Clifton
2-12Clone High2008-12-012008-12-08A+Jacob Clifton
2-14Where In The Hell Is Chuck Bass? San Diego?2009-01-052009-01-12A+Jacob Clifton
2-15The Son That Went Missing2009-01-122009-01-19A+Jacob Clifton
2-16Tantrum Of The Opera2009-01-192009-01-27A+Jacob Clifton
2-17Billy Subs In For Jeff & Bil!2009-02-022009-02-09FJacob Clifton
2-18The Candle & The Mirror2009-03-162009-03-23A+Jacob Clifton
2-19Fated To Pretend2009-03-232009-03-30A+Jacob Clifton
2-20It's My Party & I'll Roam If I Want To2009-03-302009-04-06A+Jacob Clifton
2-21Your Brain In Spain, Or: Pesach Shellshock2009-04-202009-04-27A+Jacob Clifton
2-22Fever Started Long Ago2009-04-272009-05-05A+Jacob Clifton
2-23Perfect From Now On2009-05-042009-05-11A+Jacob Clifton
2-24Your Money Or Your Life2009-05-112009-05-18A+Jacob Clifton
2-25What New York Used To Be2009-05-182009-05-27A+Jacob Clifton

Season 3 22

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
3-1A Rider Like My Father2009-09-142009-09-21A+Jacob Clifton
3-2We Have Always Lived in the Palace2009-09-212009-09-28A+Jacob Clifton
3-3The Song Is The Boy2009-09-282009-10-05A+Jacob Clifton
3-4Boobs Are Not A Professional Skill2009-10-052009-10-12DJacob Clifton
3-5Fundamentals Of Botany, 19162009-10-122009-10-15A+Jacob Clifton
3-6All The Boys Think She's A Spy2009-10-192009-10-26A+Jacob Clifton
3-7Raised On Robbery2009-10-262009-11-02A+Jacob Clifton
3-8Truth Even Unto Its Innermost Parts2009-11-022009-11-09A+Jacob Clifton
3-9We Are Curious2009-11-092009-11-13A+Jacob Clifton
3-10The Infernal Desire Machines Of Paul Hoffman2009-11-162009-11-25CJacob Clifton
3-11I'm Secretly On Your Side2009-11-302009-12-07A+Jacob Clifton
3-12You Be Him + I'll Be Her2009-12-072009-12-10A+Jacob Clifton
3-13Bet They Collect Things, Like Ashtrays & Art2010-03-082010-03-15CJacob Clifton
3-14At Least We Burn Trying2010-03-152010-03-22A+Jacob Clifton
3-15When Concubine Met Catamite2010-03-222010-03-27A+Jacob Clifton
3-16The Old Ultraviolence2010-03-292010-04-05A+Jacob Clifton
3-17All You Need Is Kill2010-04-052010-04-12A+Jacob Clifton
3-18Magnets: How They Work2010-04-122010-04-19A+Jacob Clifton
3-19The Year Of Magical Thinking2010-04-262010-05-03A+Jacob Clifton
3-21The Cutlery Chasing Me2010-05-032010-05-10A+Jacob Clifton
3-21L.Y.L.A.W.T.F.2010-05-102010-05-17A+Jacob Clifton
3-22Jenny, King Of The Pirates2010-05-172010-05-25A+Jacob Clifton

Season 4 22

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
4-1The Reeling2010-09-132010-09-20A+Jacob Clifton
4-2Je Ne Suis La Belette De Personne2010-09-202010-09-27A+Jacob Clifton
4-3Pieces Of Jennifer's Body2010-09-272010-10-04A+Jacob Clifton
4-4Gravity Always Wins2010-10-042010-10-11A+Jacob Clifton
4-5The Dandy Frightening The Squatter2010-10-112010-10-18A+Jacob Clifton
4-6to wound the autumnal city.2010-10-252010-11-01A+Jacob Clifton
4-7Heat/Stroke, Or: The Human Velocipede2010-11-012010-11-05A+Jacob Clifton
4-8Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile?2010-11-082010-11-15A+Jacob Clifton
4-9Serena to the Infinite Power2010-11-152010-11-22A+Jacob Clifton
4-10If I Ever Feel Better2010-11-292010-12-06A+Jacob Clifton
4-11Pictures From an Institution, Or: The Bulls of Bendy Law2010-12-062010-12-13A+Jacob Clifton
4-12The Temper Trap2011-01-242011-01-31A+Jacob Clifton
4-13Fever Started Long Ago2011-01-312011-02-07A+Jacob Clifton
4-14Imperial Bedrooms2011-02-072011-02-09A+Jacob Clifton
4-15Blue Valentines2011-02-142011-02-22A+Jacob Clifton
4-16The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People2011-02-212011-02-28A+Jacob Clifton
4-17Reader, She Kisses Him2011-02-282011-03-07A+Jacob Clifton
4-18Through Every Open Door2011-04-182011-04-25A+Jacob Clifton
4-19Blush & Bashful, Or: Game Of Scones2011-04-252011-05-02A+Jacob Clifton
4-20Bad Charlotte2011-05-022011-05-09A+Jacob Clifton
4-21French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur2011-05-092011-05-16A+Jacob Clifton
4-22The Roaring Besides Her2011-05-162011-05-23A+Jacob Clifton

Season 5 24

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
5-1The World Was A Mess, But His Hair Was Perfect2011-09-262011-09-28A+Jacob Clifton
5-2Beatrix Slaughter2011-10-032011-10-10A+Jacob Clifton
5-3Charlie The Unicorn2011-10-102011-10-17A+Jacob Clifton
5-4Always Coming Home2011-10-172011-10-24A+Jacob Clifton
5-5Exploitation Of Neighbors2011-10-242011-11-03A+Jacob Clifton
5-6This Is My Idea Of Fun2011-11-072011-11-07A+Jacob Clifton
5-7When The Hurley-Burley's Done2011-11-142011-11-21DJacob Clifton
5-8Hung Up On Somebody That You Used2011-11-212011-11-28A+Jacob Clifton
5-9It's A Fire2011-11-282011-11-29A+Jacob Clifton
5-9The New Year's Eve Of Magical Thinking2012-01-162012-01-23A+Jacob Clifton
5-10So Much for My Happy Ending2011-12-052011-12-06A+Jacob Clifton
5-12S x S2012-01-232012-01-24A+Jacob Clifton
5-13Sale Of The Century2012-01-302012-02-06DJacob Clifton
5-14Runaway Snide2012-02-062012-02-13A+Jacob Clifton
5-15We Want Prenup2012-02-132012-02-21A+Jacob Clifton
5-16The Truth About Charlie2012-02-202012-02-27A+Jacob Clifton
5-17Waking The Dragon2012-02-272012-03-05A+Jacob Clifton
5-18Elevator Love Song2012-04-022012-04-06A+Jacob Clifton
5-19The Muses Of Montparnasse2012-04-092012-04-16A+Jacob Clifton
5-20A Generous Serving2012-04-162012-04-19A+Jacob Clifton
5-21If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet2012-04-232012-04-30A+Jacob Clifton
5-22Jackdaws, Or: Humphrey's Complaint2012-04-302012-05-07A+Jacob Clifton
5-23The Downside To Relevance2012-05-072012-05-08A+Jacob Clifton
5-24Fallout Girl2012-05-142012-05-15A+Jacob Clifton

Season 6 10

Ep.RecapAiredPostedGradeRecapper
6-1Hobo Humpin' Upstate Babe2012-10-082012-10-14C+Jacob Clifton
6-2Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt2012-10-152012-10-21A+Jacob Clifton
6-3YOLO Technology2012-10-222012-10-29A+Jacob Clifton
6-4Spread Like A Sailor2012-11-052012-11-11A+Jacob Clifton
6-5Dressing Up & Dressing Down2012-11-122012-11-19A+Jacob Clifton
6-6Spectrum Und Drang2012-11-192012-11-26A+Jacob Clifton
6-7Our Time Is Running Out2012-11-262012-12-03A+Jacob Clifton
6-8You're More Than In My Head2012-12-032012-12-05A+Jacob Clifton
6-9Beyond The Goblin City2012-12-102012-12-13A+Jacob Clifton
6-10Something About Survival2012-12-172012-12-24A+Jacob Clifton