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Recappers: Sara M (148), Monty Ashley (21), Couch Baron (2), LuluBates (2), Sars (1), Djb (1), M. Giant (1), Drunken Bee (1)
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Season 1 22
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | Cane And Able | 2004-11-15 | 2005-06-13 | B+ | Sara M |
| 1-2 | Re: Lax | 2004-11-22 | 2005-06-19 | B+ | Sara M |
| 1-3 | The Simplest Explanation... | 2004-11-29 | 2005-06-26 | B | Sara M |
| 1-4 | Maybe Dead Baby | 2004-12-06 | 2005-07-01 | A | Sara M |
| 1-5 | Lord, Have Mercy! | 2004-12-13 | 2005-07-05 | B+ | Couch Baron |
| 1-6 | Pennies From Hell | 2004-12-20 | 2005-07-10 | B- | Couch Baron |
| 1-7 | Low Fidelity | 2004-12-27 | 2005-07-13 | B- | Sara M |
| 1-8 | Oedipus Complex | 2005-01-24 | 2005-07-17 | B | Sara M |
| 1-9 | Tenacious G | 2005-01-31 | 2005-07-23 | B+ | Sara M |
| 1-10 | Herstories | 2005-02-07 | 2005-07-29 | A | Sara M |
| 1-11 | No Pain, No Gain | 2005-02-14 | 2005-07-30 | B | Sars |
| 1-12 | Water Sports | 2005-02-21 | 2005-08-01 | B | Sara M |
| 1-13 | Right And Wrong | 2005-02-28 | 2005-08-04 | A | Sara M |
| 1-14 | Women Have No Control | 2005-03-14 | 2005-08-07 | C+ | Sara M |
| 1-15 | Brothers In Harms | 2005-03-21 | 2005-08-10 | C+ | Sara M |
| 1-16 | A Bevy Of Heavy | 2005-03-28 | 2005-08-14 | C- | Sara M |
| 1-17 | Know Your Role | 2005-04-11 | 2005-08-18 | C | Sara M |
| 1-18 | Cameron-Free is the Way to Be! | 2005-04-18 | 2005-08-23 | A+ | Sara M |
| 1-19 | Moral Morales | 2005-05-02 | 2005-08-25 | B | Sara M |
| 1-20 | Hurts So Good | 2005-05-09 | 2005-08-28 | B- | Sara M |
| 1-21 | Something For Everyone | 2005-05-16 | 2005-08-31 | A+ | Sara M |
| 1-22 | We'll Never Have Paris | 2005-05-23 | 2005-09-06 | B+ | Sara M |
Season 2 24
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2-1 | Doin' It And Doin' It And Doin' It Well | 2005-09-12 | 2005-09-18 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-2 | Crossing The Line | 2005-09-19 | 2005-09-25 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-3 | All The King's Houses | 2005-09-26 | 2005-10-02 | B+ | Sara M |
| 2-4 | That Isn't The Question | 2005-10-31 | 2005-11-06 | C+ | Sara M |
| 2-5 | Shock And Aww | 2005-11-07 | 2005-11-13 | B+ | Sara M |
| 2-6 | Cheaters Never Win (Except For Sometimes) | 2005-11-14 | 2005-11-20 | A | Sara M |
| 2-7 | Hunting For Ratings | 2005-11-21 | 2005-11-27 | C+ | Sara M |
| 2-8 | Unhappy Accident | 2005-11-28 | 2005-12-04 | B+ | Sara M |
| 2-9 | Decepticon | 2005-12-12 | 2005-12-18 | B+ | Sara M |
| 2-10 | Failure To Scintillate | 2006-01-09 | 2006-01-16 | C | Sara M |
| 2-11 | Need To Go | 2006-02-06 | 2006-02-12 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-12 | ATV And LSD | 2006-02-13 | 2006-02-19 | C+ | Sara M |
| 2-13 | Skin Is Deep, Balls Are Deeper | 2006-02-19 | 2006-02-25 | A | Sara M |
| 2-14 | This Show Is Written By Puritans | 2006-03-06 | 2006-03-12 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-15 | AU, Stop Poisoning Me With Gold | 2006-03-27 | 2006-03-30 | B+ | Djb |
| 2-16 | Sex Kills, Again | 2006-04-03 | 2006-04-09 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-17 | Moby Sick | 2006-04-10 | 2006-04-16 | B+ | Sara M |
| 2-18 | The Sandman Cometh | 2006-04-17 | 2006-04-23 | A | Sara M |
| 2-19 | House Vs. God | 2006-04-24 | 2006-04-30 | B | Sara M |
| 2-20 | Staff Infection | 2006-05-01 | 2006-05-05 | B- | Sara M |
| 2-21 | Black Matter, White Matter | 2006-05-02 | 2006-05-07 | A | Sara M |
| 2-22 | Take Your Vitamins | 2006-05-08 | 2006-05-14 | B | Sara M |
| 2-23 | Hurricrap Katrina | 2006-05-15 | 2006-05-21 | F | Sara M |
| 2-24 | Ballbuster | 2006-05-22 | 2006-05-28 | B+ | Sara M |
Season 3 25
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3-1 | Meaningless | 2006-09-04 | 2006-09-10 | C- | Sara M |
| 3-2 | Paranormal And Paraplegics | 2006-09-11 | 2006-09-17 | B+ | Sara M |
| 3-3 | Life Is Not A Cabaret | 2006-09-18 | 2006-09-24 | B- | Sara M |
| 3-4 | You Are What You Eat | 2006-09-25 | 2006-10-01 | B- | Sara M |
| 3-5 | "You Get To Basically Be An Ass On Paper And Channel Your Twelve-Year-Old Self" Extra | 2006-10-26 | 2006-10-26 | A+ | Sara M |
| 3-5 | Awkward | 2006-10-30 | 2006-11-05 | B | Sara M |
| 3-6 | Vogler II: Electric Vog-a-loo | 2006-11-06 | 2006-11-12 | C+ | Sara M |
| 3-7 | Suspended Disbelief | 2006-11-13 | 2006-11-19 | B | Sara M |
| 3-8 | Passive-Aggressive | 2006-11-20 | 2006-11-26 | B | Sara M |
| 3-9 | House The Magician | 2006-11-27 | 2006-12-04 | B+ | Sara M |
| 3-10 | A Little Of This, A Little Of That | 2006-12-11 | 2006-12-16 | B- | Sara M |
| 3-11 | Broken Arc Syndrome | 2007-01-08 | 2007-01-14 | C- | Sara M |
| 3-12 | One Day, One Womb | 2007-01-29 | 2007-02-04 | C+ | Sara M |
| 3-13 | Scared Lovers Try Positions They Can't Handle | 2007-02-05 | 2007-02-11 | B+ | Sara M |
| 3-14 | Harvest | 2007-02-12 | 2007-02-18 | A | Sara M |
| 3-15 | What Would You Say? | 2007-03-05 | 2007-03-12 | A | Sara M |
| 3-16 | Pissed Off | 2007-03-26 | 2007-04-01 | C+ | Sara M |
| 3-17 | Fatal Disposition | 2007-04-02 | 2007-04-09 | B+ | Sara M |
| 3-18 | Flakes On A Plane | 2007-04-09 | 2007-04-15 | B | Sara M |
| 3-19 | Everyone Has Hormones Except Cameron | 2007-04-16 | 2007-04-22 | A | Sara M |
| 3-20 | Huge Ego, Sorry | 2007-04-23 | 2007-04-24 | B | Sara M |
| 3-21 | The Yips | 2007-04-30 | 2007-05-07 | B- | Sara M |
| 3-22 | Folger's Crystals | 2007-05-07 | 2007-05-13 | B- | Sara M |
| 3-23 | Jerked Around | 2007-05-14 | 2007-05-19 | A | Sara M |
| 3-24 | Everybody Leaves | 2007-05-28 | 2007-06-02 | C- | Sara M |
Season 4 16
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4-1 | Maturity Hour | 2007-09-24 | 2007-10-01 | B | Sara M |
| 4-2 | New Kids On The Block | 2007-10-01 | 2007-10-08 | B | Sara M |
| 4-3 | Everybody Dies | 2007-10-08 | 2007-10-15 | C- | Sara M |
| 4-4 | Irene Sees Dead People | 2007-10-22 | 2007-10-29 | A | Sara M |
| 4-5 | Who's the Fairest One of All? | 2007-10-29 | 2007-11-05 | D+ | Sara M |
| 4-6 | Doctors Without Boundaries | 2007-11-05 | 2007-11-12 | B- | Sara M |
| 4-7 | Ugly Girls Need Not Apply | 2007-11-12 | 2007-11-19 | B+ | Sara M |
| 4-8 | The Illusionist | 2007-11-19 | 2007-11-26 | B+ | Sara M |
| 4-9 | Games Over | 2007-11-26 | 2007-12-03 | B | Sara M |
| 4-10 | It's A Lot of Stuff We've Seen Before | 2008-01-28 | 2008-02-04 | D | Sara M |
| 4-11 | That's Cold | 2008-02-02 | 2008-02-10 | A | Sara M |
| 4-12 | Mazeltohno | 2008-02-04 | 2008-02-11 | B+ | Sara M |
| 4-13 | Three Strikes | 2008-04-28 | 2008-05-05 | A+ | Sara M |
| 4-14 | Cuddy's Living Nightmare | 2008-05-05 | 2008-05-12 | A- | Sara M |
| 4-15 | Busted | 2008-05-12 | 2008-05-19 | A+ | Sara M |
| 4-16 | Smile Time | 2008-05-19 | 2008-05-27 | A+ | Sara M |
Season 5 24
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5-1 | How Wilson Lost A Girlfriend But Gained A Spine | 2008-09-16 | 2008-09-17 | B | Sara M |
| 5-2 | Friend$hip | 2008-09-23 | 2008-09-24 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-3 | Bring It On | 2008-09-30 | 2008-10-06 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-4 | Nailed | 2008-10-14 | 2008-10-20 | A | Sara M |
| 5-5 | Hadley Does Badly | 2008-10-21 | 2008-10-27 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-5 | Pregnant Pause | 2008-10-28 | 2008-11-03 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-7 | House Call | 2008-11-11 | 2008-11-17 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-8 | Fratricide | 2008-11-18 | 2008-11-24 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-9 | PPTH Security Fails Again | 2008-11-25 | 2008-12-01 | C | Sara M |
| 5-10 | Piece of Cake | 2008-12-02 | 2008-12-05 | A | Sara M |
| 5-11 | Bully For You | 2008-12-09 | 2008-12-15 | B | Sara M |
| 5-12 | Everybody Hurts | 2009-01-19 | 2009-01-21 | C+ | Sara M |
| 5-13 | Special Education | 2009-01-26 | 2009-01-29 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-14 | Bloated | 2009-02-02 | 2009-02-04 | B | Sara M |
| 5-15 | Personal Jesus | 2009-02-16 | 2009-02-23 | B | Sara M |
| 5-16 | Identity Crisis | 2009-02-23 | 2009-03-02 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-17 | Double House, Double Wilson | 2009-03-09 | 2009-03-16 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-18 | Debby Downer | 2009-03-16 | 2009-03-23 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-19 | Poor Lee, Doing Poorly | 2009-03-30 | 2009-04-03 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-20 | Carnival | 2009-04-06 | 2009-04-13 | C | Sara M |
| 5-21 | Mirth Day | 2009-04-13 | 2009-04-20 | A- | Sara M |
| 5-22 | The Perils of Multitasking | 2009-04-27 | 2009-05-01 | B+ | Sara M |
| 5-23 | Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer | 2009-05-04 | 2009-05-11 | B | Sara M |
| 5-24 | Raise Your Alien Hand If You're Sure | 2009-05-11 | 2009-05-18 | A- | Sara M |
Season 6 21
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6-1 | House, Interrupted | 2009-09-21 | 2009-09-28 | C- | Sara M |
| 6-2 | Pwned | 2009-09-28 | 2009-10-05 | B | Sara M |
| 6-3 | Home Despot | 2009-10-05 | 2009-10-12 | B+ | Sara M |
| 6-4 | Instant Coma | 2009-10-12 | 2009-10-19 | B | Sara M |
| 6-5 | It's All In Your Head | 2009-10-19 | 2009-10-23 | B | Sara M |
| 6-6 | Pants Afire | 2009-11-09 | 2009-11-13 | C | LuluBates |
| 6-7 | The Straw That Broke The Cameron's Back | 2009-11-16 | 2009-11-23 | C- | Sara M |
| 6-8 | I Think I'm Dumb. Maybe Just Happy. | 2009-11-23 | 2009-11-30 | B- | Sara M |
| 6-9 | Good Friend, Bad Oncologist | 2009-11-30 | 2009-12-07 | B+ | Sara M |
| 6-10 | Three's Company | 2010-01-11 | 2010-01-19 | A- | Sara M |
| 6-11 | Everybody Apologize | 2010-01-25 | 2010-02-01 | A- | Sara M |
| 6-12 | 4th And Goal | 2010-02-01 | 2010-02-08 | B | Sara M |
| 6-13 | Lisa Cuddy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day | 2010-02-08 | 2010-02-16 | B- | Sara M |
| 6-14 | Blogs and Logs | 2010-03-08 | 2010-03-15 | B | Sara M |
| 6-15 | Weird Science | 2010-03-15 | 2010-03-22 | C+ | Sara M |
| 6-16 | Lockdown | 2010-04-12 | 2010-04-19 | C+ | Sara M |
| 6-17 | Knight Fail | 2010-04-19 | 2010-04-26 | B | Sara M |
| 6-18 | Open and Shut | 2010-04-26 | 2010-05-03 | B- | Sara M |
| 6-19 | Conversion | 2010-05-03 | 2010-05-10 | B- | Sara M |
| 6-20 | Flashback | 2010-05-10 | 2010-05-17 | C- | Sara M |
| 6-21 | Help Me | 2010-05-17 | 2010-05-24 | A | Sara M |
Season 7 22
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7-1 | Lobe It Or Hate It | 2010-09-20 | 2010-09-27 | C | Sara M |
| 7-2 | Sickle Selfless | 2010-09-27 | 2010-10-04 | B+ | Sara M |
| 7-4 | Work It Out | 2010-10-11 | 2010-10-18 | B+ | Sara M |
| 7-5 | Baby in a Corner | 2010-10-18 | 2010-10-25 | C | Sara M |
| 7-6 | Electioneering | 2010-11-08 | 2010-11-11 | C | Sara M |
| 7-7 | Sail Away | 2010-11-15 | 2010-11-22 | B+ | Sara M |
| 7-8 | Everybody Lies. Except Martha. Also Sam. | 2010-11-22 | 2010-11-29 | B | Sara M |
| 7-9 | Murphy Frown | 2011-01-17 | 2011-01-24 | A- | Sara M |
| 7-10 | Basic Training | 2011-01-24 | 2011-01-31 | B+ | Sara M |
| 7-11 | Murphy Down | 2011-02-07 | 2011-02-14 | B | Sara M |
| 7-12 | Forget She Not | 2011-02-14 | 2011-02-22 | B+ | Sara M |
| 7-13 | Back to School Fail | 2011-02-21 | 2011-02-28 | C- | Sara M |
| 7-14 | Diagnosis: Pants Afire | 2011-02-28 | 2011-03-04 | A | LuluBates |
| 7-15 | Get Happy | 2011-03-07 | 2011-03-14 | B | Sara M |
| 7-16 | A Load Of Bull | 2011-03-14 | 2011-03-21 | C | Sara M |
| 7-17 | Can't Win 'Em All | 2011-03-21 | 2011-03-28 | B- | Sara M |
| 7-18 | Oh, Brother | 2011-04-11 | 2011-04-18 | C | Sara M |
| 7-19 | Sail Away | 2011-04-18 | 2011-04-25 | B | Sara M |
| 7-20 | You Can't Win If You Don't Play | 2011-05-02 | 2011-05-06 | C | Sara M |
| 7-21 | Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am | 2011-05-09 | 2011-05-16 | B- | Sara M |
| 7-22 | Take Your Work Home | 2011-05-16 | 2011-05-23 | C- | Sara M |
| 7-23 | House Wrecker | 2011-05-23 | 2011-05-31 | D | Sara M |
Season 8 23
| Ep. | Recap | Aired | Posted | Grade | Recapper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8-1 | Welcome to the Big House Weecap | 2011-10-03 | 2011-10-05 | B- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-2 | One of These Days, House. Bang! Weecap | 2011-10-10 | 2011-10-12 | C+ | Monty Ashley |
| 8-3 | Authorial Intent | 2010-10-04 | 2010-10-08 | B | M. Giant |
| 8-3 | Minus Thirteen Weecap | 2011-10-17 | 2011-10-19 | B+ | Monty Ashley |
| 8-4 | All You Need Is Cash Weecap | 2011-10-31 | 2011-11-02 | C+ | Monty Ashley |
| 8-5 | The Case of the Missing Skin Weecap | 2011-11-07 | 2011-11-14 | C- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-6 | House Arrest Weecap | 2011-11-14 | 2011-11-16 | B | Monty Ashley |
| 8-7 | Multiple Diagnosis Disorder Weecap | 2011-11-21 | 2011-11-23 | C- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-8 | House of Lies Weecap | 2011-11-28 | 2011-11-30 | B | Monty Ashley |
| 8-9 | Don't You Forget About Me Weecap | 2012-01-23 | 2012-01-25 | B | Monty Ashley |
| 8-10 | Livin' on the Edge Weecap | 2012-01-30 | 2012-02-01 | C+ | Monty Ashley |
| 8-11 | Results-Oriented Thinking Weecap | 2012-02-06 | 2012-02-08 | B- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-13 | Lymphs and Limps Weecap | 2012-02-13 | 2012-02-15 | C- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-14 | A Marriage Based on Honesty Weecap | 2012-02-20 | 2012-02-21 | B- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-15 | Loud Noises! Weecap | 2012-03-19 | 2012-03-21 | B | Monty Ashley |
| 8-16 | Army Men Weecap | 2012-04-02 | 2012-04-04 | B- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-17 | Goon Weecap | 2012-04-09 | 2012-04-11 | B | Drunken Bee |
| 8-18 | Dolly Weecap | 2012-04-16 | 2012-04-18 | B | Monty Ashley |
| 8-19 | Dream a Little Dream Weecap | 2012-04-23 | 2012-04-25 | B- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-20 | CANCER! Weecap | 2012-04-30 | 2012-05-02 | B+ | Monty Ashley |
| 8-21 | Road Trip! Weecap | 2012-05-07 | 2012-05-09 | A- | Monty Ashley |
| 8-22 | The Next to the Last House on the Left Weecap | 2012-05-14 | 2012-05-16 | A | Monty Ashley |
| 8-23 | You're Risking a Doctor's Life! Weecap | 2012-05-21 | 2012-05-22 | A | Monty Ashley |